Who Would You Like To Live With?
A couple are in the throes of a divorce, and are attending court over the custody of their young son.
In order to properly assess the situation, the judge takes the young lad into chambers; “Would you like to live with your mother?” asks the judge. “No” says the lad, “she hits me.” “So then would you like to live with your father?” asks the judge.
“No” says the lad again, “he hits me too!” “Well who would you like to live with?” asks the judge. “I’d like to live with Nottingham Forest Football Club” says the lad.
“Nottingham Forest Football Club!” exclaims the judge, hardly believing his ears “Why on earth would you possibly want to live with Nottingham Forest Football club?” he asks.
“Because they never beat anybody!!!”
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February 24th, 2010 at 3:25 am
I didn’t laugh at first,maybe cause I’m slow.but the second time I read,I got it .It was funny,really.