Short Funny Jokes

Want a Haircut?

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About 2 hours.” The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, “About 3 hours.” The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About an hour and half.” The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, “Hey, Alex, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn’t come back.”

A little while later, Alex comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asks, “Alex, where did he go when he left here?”

Alex looks up, tears in his eyes and says, “Your house! ”

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7 Responses to “Want a Haircut?”

  1. Lolliepop Says:

    Sorry, but i do not get that at all.

  2. marque Says:

    ikr i so didnt get what they were talkin bout

  3. Fay Says:

    I don’t see how any one with any common sense cant understand this joke!

    well let me clear it up for the slow folks, Listen the man knew just how much time he had
    to do what he wanted in the barbers house every day because he would always peek his head in the shop door where the barber works to see how long it would take him to finish cutting the peoples hair that was waiting in the barber shop. then the man would leave and not come back
    until the next day. so while the Barber was busy at work…. so was the man.. at the Barbers house becuse he knew that he had atleast one or two hours to finish cutting everyone else hair in the shop.

    really now, I’m gona need you to focus!!

    read the joke again. I know you get it now right? thanks glad i could help.

  4. william Says:

    lol that’s funny…..i understand that

  5. Monching Says:

    LMAO..dats tough..i understand it….

  6. eugene Says:

    it means that the guy was expecting to get a haircut at the guy’s house

  7. joker Says:

    the guy is banging the barber’s wife

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