Want a Haircut?
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About 2 hours.” The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, “About 3 hours.” The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About an hour and half.” The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, “Hey, Alex, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn’t come back.”
A little while later, Alex comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, “Alex, where did he go when he left here?”
Alex looks up, tears in his eyes and says, “Your house! ”
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December 9th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Sorry, but i do not get that at all.
February 15th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
ikr i so didnt get what they were talkin bout
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:42 am
I don’t see how any one with any common sense cant understand this joke!
well let me clear it up for the slow folks, Listen the man knew just how much time he had
to do what he wanted in the barbers house every day because he would always peek his head in the shop door where the barber works to see how long it would take him to finish cutting the peoples hair that was waiting in the barber shop. then the man would leave and not come back
until the next day. so while the Barber was busy at work…. so was the man.. at the Barbers house becuse he knew that he had atleast one or two hours to finish cutting everyone else hair in the shop.
really now, I’m gona need you to focus!!
read the joke again. I know you get it now right? thanks glad i could help.
May 14th, 2010 at 3:19 am
lol that’s funny…..i understand that
August 26th, 2010 at 7:00 am
LMAO..dats tough..i understand it….
March 25th, 2011 at 3:13 am
it means that the guy was expecting to get a haircut at the guy’s house
July 15th, 2011 at 2:11 am
the guy is banging the barber’s wife