A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly…..
She in the upper bunk and he in the lower.

At 1:00 AM , the woman leaned down and gently woke the man saying, ‘Sir, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?I’m awfully cold.’

‘I have a better idea,’ he replied. ‘Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.’

‘Ooooh, ok!’ she exclaimed.

‘Good,’ he replied. ‘Get your own D*mn blanket.’