A Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on the leash and says…

“Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says….

“If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep…..not a cow.”

The guy replies, “…If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”

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