Short Funny Jokes

The Pretty Teacher

A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her students.

Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?”

“I’m in love,” the boy replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, “With whom?”

“With YOU!” he said.

“But Johnny,” she said gently, “don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child.”

“Oh, don’t worry,” the boy said reassuringly, “I’ll use a rubber!”

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4 Responses to “The Pretty Teacher”

  1. mary Says:

    ahhhhhh so stupid jokes

  2. blingzzythugz04 Says:

    hahahahahahahahahha ^^ that joke blows my head out xD

  3. jegath Says:

    neither good nor bad

  4. Jim McCall Says:

    One of the best “Cute Teacher” jokes…ever! Keep up The Cheer! “Jolly” Jim & Th’ Gals – Dogs and a Cat!

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