There was a bear running freely in the woods, as the bear was running
there was a rumbling going-on inside its tummy was aching due to
the food that it took. The bear then stopped beside a bush and
decided to take crap. As the bear was taking a crap a rabbit hopped
out and decided to do the same thing. Due to awkwardness the bear
decided to start a conversation and the bear said,

“Hey rabbit…, do you have any issues with your sh*t sticking on your fur when
you take a crap?”

The rabbit then replied “Not really… Nope no issues”

Then the bear took the rabbit and wipe the rabbit on his ass.

Related Jokes:

1. A Very Deep HoleTwo guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. “Wow…that looks deep.”...
2. Painting the Porch“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50...
3. Truck DriverA truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the...
4. He was LUCKYA rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly...