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Telephone number for Jack

Blonde Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”.
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?”

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