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Romantic Lines

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That’s why I always wake up screaming.

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe “Go To Hell”.

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2 Responses to “Romantic Lines”

  1. TAY AND NIKKAY Says:

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA. 😀
    made me pee.. in his mouth.

  2. amanda Says:

    that is so mean

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