Praise the Lord
Every day a woman stood on her porch and shouted, “Praise the Lord!”
And every day the atheist next door yelled back, “There is no Lord!”
One day she prayed, “Lord, I’m hungry. Please send me groceries.”
The next morning she found a big bag of food on the stairs. “Praise the Lord,” she shouted.
“I told you there was no Lord,” her neighbour said, jumping from behind a bush. “I bought those groceries.”
“Praise the Lord,” the woman said. “He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them.”
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8 Comments
- anonymous replied:
That doesn’t make sense. And isn’t funny.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:58 am. Permalink.
- Jackson replied:
The joke would have been funnier if the Christian lady died from a stroke.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:43 am. Permalink.
- Bumbler replied:
You forgot the ending where the atheist poisoned her food and she died a slow painful death.
July 11th, 2008 at 12:32 pm. Permalink.
- spark replied:
this is one crazy jokes !
July 12th, 2008 at 12:20 pm. Permalink.
- jemanigh40 replied:
you guys are a pretty sick people …
July 12th, 2008 at 6:41 pm. Permalink.
- Jonathan replied:
The tendency of the religious to thank a non-existent god for the work that was in fact performed by their fellow humans, is not funny. It is shameful. As is their stubborn clinging to superstition in the face of contrary evidence.
July 12th, 2008 at 7:09 pm. Permalink.
- beeble replied:
Funny, I like it. Forget the above comments, they are just hateful unhappy people.
July 12th, 2008 at 10:42 pm. Permalink.
- Kevin replied:
Well even being an atheist I still find this funny. I do think it a little one sided though. Should have kept going to show the religious try to prove God or something by praying her neighbor got food or something only to not have anything come XD.
July 13th, 2008 at 2:10 am. Permalink.