Praise the Lord
Every day a woman stood on her porch and shouted, “Praise the Lord!”
And every day the atheist next door yelled back, “There is no Lord!”
One day she prayed, “Lord, I’m hungry. Please send me groceries.”
The next morning she found a big bag of food on the stairs. “Praise the Lord,” she shouted.
“I told you there was no Lord,” her neighbour said, jumping from behind a bush. “I bought those groceries.”
“Praise the Lord,” the woman said. “He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them.”
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July 11th, 2008 at 2:58 am
That doesn’t make sense. And isn’t funny.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:43 am
The joke would have been funnier if the Christian lady died from a stroke.
July 11th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
You forgot the ending where the atheist poisoned her food and she died a slow painful death.
July 12th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
this is one crazy jokes !
July 12th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
you guys are a pretty sick people …
July 12th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
The tendency of the religious to thank a non-existent god for the work that was in fact performed by their fellow humans, is not funny. It is shameful. As is their stubborn clinging to superstition in the face of contrary evidence.
July 12th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Funny, I like it. Forget the above comments, they are just hateful unhappy people.
July 13th, 2008 at 2:10 am
Well even being an atheist I still find this funny. I do think it a little one sided though. Should have kept going to show the religious try to prove God or something by praying her neighbor got food or something only to not have anything come XD.
December 12th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
BAHAHAhhaa first reply made me laugh
April 16th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Made me smile, I dont dislike athiests (Im agnostic myself) and I dont dislike religious people. What I dislike is one or the other telling the other they are wrong. So in my view its the jerk pushing their views on someone else who gets the shaft in this joke, which is a good thing. (Also Jonathan: while the work was done by another human, in the story it was done out of spite to prove there is no god, not out of the goodness of the neighbors heart)