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Power of Aspirin

A guy is out with buddies – has a few drinks – is feeling a little bit frisky but, true to his wife, goes home.
He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so
He gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
She starts to choke, but recovers and asks –
“What the hell did you put in my mouth?”
He says, “Two aspirin.”
She replies, “BUT I DON’T HAVE A HEADACHE!”
He says, “That’s all I wanted to hear!!.”

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4 Responses to “Power of Aspirin”

  1. Haley Lewis Says:

    hi 🙂
    that joke i dont not get ;
    was he looking to see if she had a
    headach to make sure she wasnt giving
    head or what/

  2. meka Says:

    that was funny

  3. jim Says:

    Women use the excuse that they don’t want to have sex because they have a headache!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. kevin Says:

    good one

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