Short Funny Jokes

Pirate and the Bartender

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.” “What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine!” “What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.” “Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.” “Well, OK — but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?” “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I’m fine, really.” “What about that eye patch?” “Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of gulls flew over. I looked up and one of them dropped shit right in my eye!” “You’re kidding!” said the bartender, “You can’t lose an eye just from some bird shit” It was my first day with the hook!” recalled the pirate.


5 Responses to “Pirate and the Bartender”

  1. nathynie Says:

    it’s kind of scary.

  2. BRUNO Says:


  3. Sandra Says:

    lmfao got me laughing real hard

  4. billbenn Says:


  5. creed Says:

    some time if you are not used to something you look stupid

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