A blonde was sitting outside a store on the curb crying..the manager of the store spotted her outside and went outside and asked the blonde whats wrong…she said her mother just died..and the man continue reading

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.
The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him. Continue reading “Diving Down Deep” »

At a church school gathering, one old teacher approached a cute
5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. “I must a
got ‘em from my Daddy,” said the lit continue reading

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : Why?
Student : Ladies first. continue reading

Every day a woman stood on her porch and shouted, “Praise the Lord!”
And every day the atheist next door yelled back, “There is no Lord!”
One day she prayed, “Lord, I’m hungry. continue reading

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preac continue reading

A lady approaches her priest and tells him “Father, I have a problem. I
have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing.”

“What do they sa continue reading

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

“Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!”

“ continue reading

Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, “Edna, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.” And every year Edna would say, “I know Fre continue reading

A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the tw continue reading