An aspiring Yogi wanted to find a Guru. He went to an Ashram and his preceptor told him: You can stay here but we have one important rule – all students observe a vow of silence. You will be all continue reading

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became
Very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and do a lot of
Things that took two arms.

One day he had had it. He decided to Commit suicide.

He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.
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A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the 2nd boy was a gloom pessimist.

Just to see what would happen continue reading

The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in hi continue reading

There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel.
Then she said to the bellman, “I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it! continue reading

If they can proof they are healthy they can go home . The 3 lunatics are in a room with a doctor . The doctor say : You all 3 see that door over there .
If you can get outside through the door without touching it with your hands , you can go home

1 idiot : I’m going to get outside by jumping through the Key whole , he Runs , jumps and BAF, he jumps against the door
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After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer’s file and called continue reading

It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest:

“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic.R continue reading

Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at the
local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a
tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it continue reading

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £ 50.00.

“Why so little,” she asked the pet store owner. The own continue reading