Short Funny Jokes

Little Old Lady

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. “Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked. continue reading

3 Shots

An Irish guy goes into a bar in America and asks for three separate shots of Whiskey. He drinks one, waits a little bit, then drinks the second one, waits a little bit more, and then drinks the third continue reading

Finally Together

She married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 4 more children. At last, she finally die continue reading

Smart Duck

A duck walks into a bar and asks: “Got any Bread?”

Barman says: “No.”

Duck says: “Got any bread?”

Barman says: “No.”

Duck sa continue reading

Headache

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.

Not wanting to wake his wife, he undress continue reading

Transfer the Pain

A married couple went to the hospital to have their first baby. While there, a new doctor told them he’d invented a machine which could transfer the mother’s labor pains to the father. Th continue reading

Grant me a wish

A man and his wife, now in their 60′s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple continue reading

The Sheep

A Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on the leash and says…

“Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”

The wife, lying in the bed readi continue reading

The Farm Boy

A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor’s, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door
“Is your Dad home?”
“No sir, he isn’t; he wen continue reading

Priest Eggs

A priest and his wife were cleaning up the house. The priest came across a box he didn’t recognize. His wife told him to leave it alone, it was personal.

One day she was out and his curio continue reading