A couple are in the throes of a divorce, and are attending court over the custody of their young son.

In order to properly assess the situation, the judge takes the young lad into chambers;  continue reading

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to continue reading

The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out “The President Sucks.” Infuriated, he called on the secr continue reading

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last 5p.

“I invested t continue reading

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, continue reading

So this girl is coming home from school on a bus. She had to fart really bad and the music was really loud and she thought no one would hear it. So she farted and and kept doing it.
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A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house,
was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his
wife, lost his children and lost his job. He notices continue reading

Boy: “Dad there is a kid in school who keeps calling me gay!”

Dad: “Well!!!!! punch him hard!!!!!!!! ”

Boy: “But No Dad he is sooooooo cute !!!” continue reading

ak82n9qbvf A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw continue reading