Short Funny Jokes

My wife is pregnant

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher:
Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

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