Having lost his donkey, Jimmy got down on his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked : “Your donkey is missing ; what are you thanking God for ?”
Jimmy replied : “I am thanking him for seeing to it that I was not riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too

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