Short Funny Jokes

Little Jonny in the Garden

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Little Johnny?”

“My goldfish died,” replied Little Johnny tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”

The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”

As Little Johnny patted down the last heap of earth he then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”

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4 Responses to “Little Jonny in the Garden”

  1. nathynie Says:

    Ha!Real funny.What makes you thought of that joke?Was it a personal experience?(just asking)

  2. SARAH BUNNY Says:

    SO NOTFUNNY

  3. ayesha Says:

    IT IS NOT FUNNY

  4. Herbythumbs Says:

    HAHA, this is some funny S#!t.

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