Short Funny Jokes

The Kind Lawyer

One day a very rich lawyer was going in his Limousine car when he saw two men along the road who were eating grass.

he was shocked to see the sight and ordered his driver to stop and he got out to see that what is going on. He asked one of the men that why they were eating grass

“We are very poor and can’t afford food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.” “Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you”,the lawyer said.

“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.

They are over there, under that tree”. “Bring them along,” the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You come with us also.”

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and five kids with me!” “Bring them all, as well,” the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the Limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place; the grass is almost 4ft high!”

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3 Responses to “The Kind Lawyer”

  1. anelka Says:

    lwkmd wat a guy

  2. Austin Says:

    THIS WAS REALLY WEIRDD

  3. TEDDY Says:

    ooh wat a cruel lawyer

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