Justin Bieber Jokes
OK so here are some funny Jokes about Justin Bieber , please don’t ask me who is Justin Bieber that in itself would be a Joke
What does Justin Bieber and the crowd at Time Square for new years have in common? They’re both waiting for balls to drop!
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I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse.
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Justin Biebers new song is “if i were a boy”.
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Justin Bieber is the Brand Ambassadors of sanitary pads.
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What’s the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle has already hit justin bieber.
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justin bieber thought he had 8 pubes and then the spider moved away.
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I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.
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About 17 years ago, a woman was impregnated by a tank of helium, 9 months later Justin Bieber was born
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justin biebers best song is “if i were a boy”.
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Q. What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.
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Justin bieber crossed the road to beat a chicken but came back crying because the chicken won
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Justin Bieber witnessed kim kardashian’s nip slip but it shouldn’t really affect him coz not long ago he was being breastfed.
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Stop making fun of Justin Beiber. He’s not gay she’s lesbian.
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Justin Bieber’s mother often tells his friends stories of when he was little. The stories are from a few months ago.
~Add your favorite Jokes about Justin Bieber in comments section below
November 10th, 2010 at 3:57 am
there is noting funny about JB jokes.
November 18th, 2010 at 6:29 am
wow
very funny justin bieber jokes
pls add more
November 22nd, 2010 at 11:38 pm
omfg jb jokes r very funny.
HPR do u need a brush and dust pan to brush the damn sand outa ur v ya damn cry baby?
November 26th, 2010 at 8:57 pm
like those babby babby boys
December 11th, 2010 at 10:36 pm
hahahahahaha funny add some more plz
3 guys are sitting at a bar and one guy says i think i have the biggest head in the world another guy says i think i have the smallest arms in the world the other guy say i think i have the smallest D in the world they all go home and are back at the bar the next day the first guy says i searched it up and its official i have the biggest head in the world the next guy says i searched it up to i have the smallest arms in the world the third guy say who the hell is justin beiber
i dont know if its funny but i thought it was
December 17th, 2010 at 9:22 am
Lol ! i loved these jokes ! please add more
thanks
December 21st, 2010 at 12:56 pm
them jokes about jb is really funny
December 24th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
hey i have another joke i walked up to justin bieber today and i said your gay and he turned around and hit me with his purse
December 26th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
I liked D~dog’s hahahaha
December 29th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Ruhanna was walking Dow the street and she came across justin bieber and shouted. Who’s that chick
December 29th, 2010 at 8:16 pm
Rihanna
December 30th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
funny jokes
JUSTIN BIEBER IS GAY
December 30th, 2010 at 8:37 pm
HPR DON’T BE MAD CUZ JUSTIN DON’T LIKE YOU
January 2nd, 2011 at 10:09 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY!
January 3rd, 2011 at 1:52 pm
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
DAT IS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY MY BEZZIE LUVZ BEIBER HAHAHA NOW IMA WIND HER UP LOL XXXX
January 5th, 2011 at 5:40 am
MUM: “this girl has a nice voice”
SON: “Uh mum thats Justin Bieber”
MUM: “I thought justin was a boy’s name?”
SON: “He is a boy”
MUM: o.O
January 5th, 2011 at 8:18 am
luv this jokes.. SHE is nt gay bt lesboo…
January 6th, 2011 at 3:34 pm
ha i like the balls one
January 12th, 2011 at 10:41 am
justin bieber is gay!!!
January 12th, 2011 at 3:20 pm
I really loved the Justin’s Beaver jokes
Lol
February 10th, 2011 at 4:50 pm
here is a funny one,
Q- I’m sad, alone, and desperate, who am i?
A- justin bieber
February 12th, 2011 at 11:11 am
Who’s justine Bieber ?
February 20th, 2011 at 12:40 am
Police now use Justin Bieber Songs as tourcher devices =P
February 21st, 2011 at 1:32 pm
maybe lady gaga could lend justin beiber her balls sometime! lol
February 22nd, 2011 at 6:17 pm
haha i hate justin bieber!!
i have couple funny jokes:
1. Justin Bieber is so dumb he asked for puberty for christmas
2. Justin Bieber will be in the next transformers movie… he will be playing fg gotron
3. instead of saying “when pigs fly” everyone should say “when justin bieber hits puberty”
February 22nd, 2011 at 9:05 pm
jokes are okay… justin bieber is just a wanna be… trying to fit in with all the others…. the only difference is every1 else hit puberty…
February 23rd, 2011 at 8:59 am
and i have another joke
Justin bieber walks into a toilett
Man: sorry miss but this is boys room.
February 24th, 2011 at 7:48 am
Justin Bieber was told that he was going to the Grammys tonight. He just loves that. He always gets milk and cookies at her house.
February 24th, 2011 at 7:49 am
JB was so upset that he didn’t win “Best New Artist” at the Grammys, that he is hitting the J&B pretty hard. Not the scotch — the Juice & Blanket.
February 24th, 2011 at 7:50 am
Justin Bieber has been slapping his name on everything from headphones to nail polish and according to Billboard, pudding may be next. Apparently it’s going to be made by Gerber.
February 24th, 2011 at 7:51 am
haaa Justin Beaver is freakin awesome! with his cute little beaver tail and his fuzzy wittle body! eeeek!!!! XD and dont forget his buckteeth!
February 24th, 2011 at 5:13 pm
1. GO TO GOOGLE TRANSLATE
2. TYPE IN “WILL JUSTIN BEIBER EVER HIT PUBERTY
3. TRANSLATE ENGLISH TO VIETNAMESE
4.COPY VIETNAMESE TRANSLATION
5. PASTE AND TRANSLATE VIETNAMESE TO ENGLISH
6. LAUGH!
February 25th, 2011 at 1:22 am
So Justin Bieber walks past- Elementary School- OMG OMG, its Justin Bieber!!! Middle School- Ooo a famous person!!! High School- Where’s my shotgun!?!?!?!?!?
February 25th, 2011 at 6:55 pm
I love JB jokes. They make me laugh a lot. Haha.
February 26th, 2011 at 9:40 pm
You guys are so mean to justin. Just leave her alone!!!
February 27th, 2011 at 3:34 pm
awsome joke’s:D
i wan’t more justin bieber joke’s, pliiiiz;P
February 28th, 2011 at 3:41 pm
hey you guys dont know what your talking about jb is HOT!
P.S. I thought all the jokes were stupid and not just cause i like justin
February 28th, 2011 at 5:28 pm
justin beiber fell off a ladder trying to hit puberty
February 28th, 2011 at 9:56 pm
90% of girls wud cry if Justin Bieber was bout to jump off the empirer state buildin. 9% wud laugh. Im the 1% tht wud sing Baby Baby Baby Jump!!! You’ll be one less lonely girl!!!
March 1st, 2011 at 5:25 am
I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER. <3
March 1st, 2011 at 5:30 am
i think justin bieber is ok. BUT I LOVE HANNAH.<3
March 1st, 2011 at 3:29 pm
When justin Bieber dies there will be one less lonely girl.
March 1st, 2011 at 4:45 pm
Justin Bieber is so stupid that he doesn’t know how to use the toilet. When God said “Let there be light” he meant Justin Bieber to get out of the way becuz it made God blind.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Justin Bieber is so gay, when she was in a strip club she got kicked because it was for males only.
March 1st, 2011 at 8:41 pm
You guys.Making fun of Justin Bieber is rude.What if there was jokes made of you?You wouldn’t like it.Have some respect for others.Has Justin Bieber ever laid one finger on you or talked rude about you?NO I don’t think so.So you guys need to think before you speak cause he didn’t do anything to you.Even if he did…It’s not nice to have revenge. So please just leave him alone and get a life.Cause if you obviously look for Justin Bieber jokes or jokes on anyone else then you don’t have a life and probably never will.At least people that is nice has a life. Okay?So be nice.
March 1st, 2011 at 10:47 pm
We gave Canada lady gaga so in retaliation they gave us Justin Bieber.
March 2nd, 2011 at 6:19 am
Did you hear justin biebers in the hospital he fell off a letter trying to hit puberty
March 3rd, 2011 at 10:06 pm
Biggest lie ever Told:
Doctor walks into Mrs.Bieber’s hospital room and says: “It’s a boy”
March 4th, 2011 at 8:46 am
Awesome jokes some1 should go up 2 JB after a concert and ask him some of those c wat his reply is he’ll prolly cover his mouth and say, “OMG! They know!”
March 4th, 2011 at 6:07 pm
A boy is crying while watching TV.?Mum: What’s wrong??Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI!?Mum: Aww, honey, it’s not real, he’s still alive…?Boy: That’s why I’m crying.
March 4th, 2011 at 7:13 pm
So me and my bestie were on a vaca in Alanta and we saw Justin Bieber so she ran up and gave him a hug.He turned around and said “what are you doing”.I said “sorry ma’am we though you were justin bieber!”
March 5th, 2011 at 3:29 pm
boys r mad cus JB gets all the girls…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..yea all the 4 year old girls.
March 5th, 2011 at 11:24 pm
How could you say that justin gaybear jokes arent funny?
March 6th, 2011 at 2:49 pm
Mate Your all just jelouse and perfectic , look your all sat here laffin at jokes about justin bieber thats not evemn funy twat Were is now makin lots of money , and livin his dream and what r u doing is that dream to make fun of justin deek’ed ! hes amazing but some people dnt appreshate him , Deek’ed people!!!!! Thanks
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March 6th, 2011 at 6:13 pm
shut up about justin bieber stuf the first time i came on this website it made me cry
March 6th, 2011 at 9:13 pm
whats the difference between a 4 year old and JB?
JB still bathes with his mom!!!
March 7th, 2011 at 11:16 am
listen guys i HATE jb but its really hard to be famous with everyone criticizing you. I’m sure you guys haven’t looked in the mirror lately but I’m sure you wouldn’t wana be watching a horror movie this time of the day so i suggest you stop making fun of jb and just accept his famous and you’re NOT!!!!!!!!!and just so by the way jealousy makes you nasty and nasty makes you ugly. OOPS i forgot you already ugly
March 7th, 2011 at 12:29 pm
you are all mean!!
Justin Bieber is my hero and i love him.
we’re getting married!!
March 7th, 2011 at 12:29 pm
:/ stop hatin on jbiebs…hes hooootttt
March 7th, 2011 at 8:11 pm
Wow lol and it’s all so true well done it’s hilarious you’re a genious I could go on and on you’re amazinf
March 7th, 2011 at 8:36 pm
leave him alone atleast he has millions of girls on him unlike you pathetic retards ktb(:
March 7th, 2011 at 8:37 pm
okay well atleast unlike you guys justin atleast has girls on him so you should shut up(: ktb
March 8th, 2011 at 8:56 pm
omg u poops #1
he is hot
#2
i have seen him and if im not stupuid hes a dude ya know boy
#3
have you ment him ummmmm no so you poops dont know what hes like!!!!!!!!!!
#4
you guys should su pport him!!!!!!;)
#5 TAYLOR SWIFT S CKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 8th, 2011 at 9:01 pm
im mad mad mad mad at you peeps ya know i hate taylor swift but i hate whoever made those stupuid mean jokes even more!!!!!
$##$^&&%@!@#$^ i love justinbieber i suport him so shush u peeps !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop on u poops!!!!!!!!!!!!! so shush about him got it get it good!!!!!!!!!Q!Q!!!!!!QQ!!!!
March 8th, 2011 at 9:03 pm
yesterday i went to the doctors guess why!!??? i had bieber fever it is uncureable there is no medicene for it ill have it forever!!!!
March 8th, 2011 at 9:05 pm
justin if your reading this I LOVE YOUUUUUUU A LLLOOOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..
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March 9th, 2011 at 9:54 pm
i agree with kaitlynn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
March 9th, 2011 at 9:56 pm
justin bieber is very very very very very very very! HOT!!!!!!!! so all you haterz shutup !!!
March 9th, 2011 at 10:00 pm
justin ignore the haterz ok just let them say it but they all lie this is the biggest lie……… u r ugly not true ok u r very hot i could melt just lookin at you i love u have such a cute smile and i love your eyes
love mckenzy, callan
March 9th, 2011 at 10:04 pm
justin bieber looked in the mirror this morning and the sun came up and there was a rainbow but when the haterz of jb looked it the mirror a thunder storm came and they dided because of their ugliness!!!!!!!
March 9th, 2011 at 10:05 pm
people who make fun of jb r pathedic poops btw i hate taylor swift!!!!
March 10th, 2011 at 7:00 pm
some peeps may think i have made a lot of comments but there is never such thing as to much support for my future husband i love you justin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 10th, 2011 at 7:05 pm
justin dont mind the haterz let them say wutever they want but it is all lies here is the biggest lie u r ugly not true ok u r veryyyyyyy hot i love u!!
so whoever is making these stupuid mean jokes shout up aboiut it!!! i mean how many times dose justin hottie need to be called ugly stupuid a baby i mean really shush!!! and for those of u that want justin to die i dont think u want anyone to die but i do want u to have a heart attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;(
March 11th, 2011 at 11:03 am
You guys have issues. But like Justin says. “let the haters hate”
i bet he makes jokes about all of you guys EVERY DAY. cuz u have no clue what you are talking about. There are so many famous people out there that sing high pitched. and you don’t make fun of them. You guys are just jealous cuz Justin is hot and gets all the girls. and i bet half of you are ugly as shit. so get a life? kthanks (:
March 11th, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Heyyy…. JUSTIN BIEBER IS SEXY SO LEAVE HIM ALONE your just jealous cuz he gets all the girls unlike some guys!!!
March 11th, 2011 at 8:08 pm
i hate talylor swift talk about ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gosh
March 12th, 2011 at 8:43 am
ok if u guys r gonna talk about justin that way just to let you know callinh him ugly wont make you pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 12th, 2011 at 2:01 pm
if u dont got anything good to say dont say it at all is all i got to say.
March 12th, 2011 at 2:05 pm
justin bieber if your reading these I LOVE U! and come back to greenville soon.Please
March 14th, 2011 at 7:50 am
^^^^
You LOT Are Harsh He is cute and talented x
March 14th, 2011 at 8:00 pm
that is all ture justin bieber is a girl haha
March 14th, 2011 at 8:04 pm
when my dog is half dead it will sound better then u lol I MEAN IT
my number is 65459274 or
March 15th, 2011 at 9:57 am
HI THERE!!
J BIEBER ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
March 15th, 2011 at 9:58 am
LOVE ME IS THE BEST SONG!!
March 15th, 2011 at 10:00 am
HESSSSSS HOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
March 16th, 2011 at 10:49 pm
my girlfreind an i hooked up becouse we both dispised his music and his high voice. me and my gf will be laughting at him when he falls from a a building.
March 17th, 2011 at 1:44 am
Oh wow u guys are funny…NOT! Justin Bieber I LOVE YOU!!!!!
March 18th, 2011 at 11:10 am
You know how someone hit justin gaybear in the face with a water bottle will ima be the first to hit him in the face with a brick
March 20th, 2011 at 12:03 am
To Katy Parry:
I liked the kiss too
-Justin Bieber
March 21st, 2011 at 10:06 am
i love you so much that i want to marry you
March 23rd, 2011 at 8:09 pm
Justin Bieber has a high pitched voice that gay men thought he was a girl
March 24th, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Son: Daddy, why is Justin Bieber so white?
Dad: There’s no sun in the closet, son.
March 24th, 2011 at 1:01 pm
but yes i have bieber fever but i love the jokes!!!!
March 24th, 2011 at 6:40 pm
I don’t care what anyone says. I Love you
March 24th, 2011 at 10:10 pm
I don’t hate Hate him, but i do Not like Justin Bieber. He has no real talent and idk why he’s so famous. Hes “17″ and all his songs are about love. thats so stupid and unoriginal.
everyone who is hating on the people here because they like the jokes, doesnt mean they have no life. Theres jokes about everyone famous out there…so just shut up. and dont say you are gonna marry him. get realistic and try to date someone your own age, someone who has already hit puberty. and for those who say that those who look up JB jokes is retarded..well you must have looked it up to get here in the first place so you basically just contradicted yourself..Plus JB looks like a girl on his album cover, hes wearing lip gloss…
March 25th, 2011 at 2:52 am
haha most of them r true
March 27th, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Everybody leave Justin alone, she is a talented little girl!
March 28th, 2011 at 9:43 am
Thes are so funny i laughd sooooo hard when i saw the qustion and the awnser one hahahahaha:)
March 28th, 2011 at 5:48 pm
i love justin!!!!!!
March 28th, 2011 at 6:34 pm
justin bieber is the sexiest hottest best cuttest person ever
love u justin bieber
jbjbjbjb
March 31st, 2011 at 10:29 pm
I think its terrible that people make fun of JB he is a talented young singer he is giving a career a shot better than what half of the half-wits that make these jokes have ever given he makes more money than both sides of their family put together. Im not a huge bieber supporter but i do not bag out some one just because you dislike hes music that doesnt make them gay or havnt hit puberty grow up
March 31st, 2011 at 10:58 pm
yay im moving tomorrow soooo happy and i am goin to sing to my chicken tonight and i will lve it
April 1st, 2011 at 8:54 am
HPR I agree with you who ever made these freaking jokes just need too get a like and stop being SO jealous… am i right?
April 1st, 2011 at 12:38 pm
stop making fun of me and i will give u 1,000,000,000 dollars see you tommorow and look to see who is not will get 1,000,000,000 dollars in the mail
love you mckenzy and HRP
April 4th, 2011 at 2:43 pm
Do u know wat justin bieber means in latin…
Gay
April 5th, 2011 at 7:03 pm
Justin Bieber is so far in the closet he is having adventures in Narnia.
April 5th, 2011 at 11:34 pm
Y R U PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF MY HUBBY
U PEOPLE R JUST PLANE RUDE
April 6th, 2011 at 2:04 pm
what do you call a girl whith a raidiator on her head? i dont know . anheater .
April 6th, 2011 at 6:28 pm
who ever made the joke up are slack there all talking about him not hitting puberty yet everyone hits it at a different age IDIOTS!!!!!!! his a good person what has he ever done to u ???? so just stop this caca and I SUPPORT JUSTIN BIEBER
I LOVE HIM!!
April 7th, 2011 at 3:58 pm
u people who think justin “beaver” is awesome stink. u just don’t have a life so u fall in luv with him. get a life, u know one day he is going to die.
April 7th, 2011 at 4:02 pm
u people who like justin “beaver” r loonie. u people don’t have anything else to do with your life so u just fall in luv with him. get a life, u know one day he is going to have to die.
April 7th, 2011 at 6:20 pm
taylor swift is the bomb u stupid beiber fan mckenzyyy
April 8th, 2011 at 4:07 am
im just wonderin how you got on this site if you love beaver so much? huh
what, did u do go onto google and type ‘beavr jokes’ thinkin hey ill show those people who made those jokes about my furry beaver’ who hasn’t got a life now?
BEAVER IS A GAY BABY!!!!!! f.y.i i love these jokes and think their genious
April 10th, 2011 at 6:34 am
Hahaha I love these….but when it comes down to it, Justin Bieber IS the joke.
April 10th, 2011 at 10:32 am
Thanks for standing up for me mckenzy! You are so sweet! By the way these jokes are mean! So please stop.
Love,
Justin Bieber
April 10th, 2011 at 11:11 pm
shut up this site is ment to make jokes about jb so u beaver fans and i deseased beiber fever patients get off the site and go join a fan group site
April 10th, 2011 at 11:30 pm
haha i like the one about time squar verry funny!!!!!!!!
<3 the jokes
April 11th, 2011 at 4:23 am
who ever made these up there not funny justin bieber is hot and who ever u r u r a RETARD for writing about justin bieber:(
April 11th, 2011 at 6:52 pm
omg justin bieber is gay he a girl well my friends think so but iam inlove with him but then again he is gay
April 11th, 2011 at 9:48 pm
All the justin bieber haters out there need to learn how to keep your mouth shut!
Justin bieber never did anything to you now did he??
How would you like it if someone was going around saying that they hate you and that you are gay/lesbian? Or even if they said that you shouldn’t have even got born??
NEXT TIME THINK ABOUT HOW YOU WOULD FEEL IF IT HAPPENED TO YOU BEFORE YOU GO AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!
April 12th, 2011 at 5:29 am
Joke.
Justin Beiber is so G, he’s almost H.
April 12th, 2011 at 6:22 pm
What is the differnece between Justin Beiber and his mom?
Justin hasnt hit puberty but his mom has
April 13th, 2011 at 3:46 pm
I hate justin bieber so much in unreal
April 13th, 2011 at 7:45 pm
Who ever likes justin bieber should dig their own grave then bary them selves
April 14th, 2011 at 3:21 pm
i love you jb its a shame you had SEX WITH SELena gomez
April 16th, 2011 at 10:23 pm
well lets think you were famous and one day they made a whole website about you because they hate you your singing your dancing.all i know that jb will comment the most because of what you said about him.i hope you know that your wrong.so all of the people that are saying jb is gay your wrong.
April 17th, 2011 at 1:19 am
justin biebers in the hospital he fell of a ladder tryna hit puberty
April 17th, 2011 at 1:24 am
justin bieber is so gay i sent him underware and he sent back sorry jus thongs
April 22nd, 2011 at 4:58 pm
Kid: Mom, can i wear a mini-skirt today?
Mom: No
Kid: Can i wear lipstick?
Mom: No
Kid: Can i wear high heels?
Mom: No!
Kid: But Mom im 17 years old!
Mom: I know Justin, i know
April 24th, 2011 at 4:29 pm
If all his fans are like ” leave justin alone!!” then why are they on here in the first place shouldn’t they be on a fan page instead of a site that hates him. To whine somewhere else instead of taking up all the hate space!!! Lol
April 25th, 2011 at 9:53 pm
your mom is so stupid she thought JB was a guy
April 26th, 2011 at 6:59 am
mckenzy is getting himself worked uup mckenzy you and your imaginary boyfreind will never work out he likes guys that like it up the butt.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:05 am
I am justins dad and i will press charges!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
April 27th, 2011 at 9:37 pm
hey jb maybe had sex with selena dont be mad its not u
April 27th, 2011 at 9:45 pm
1. Why are Justine Bieber fans on here anyway?
2. Here’s what Justine Bieber did to me: She made me deaf in one ear. I think that’s a good reason to hate her.
3. Some of you people protecting her have REALLY bad grammar.
April 28th, 2011 at 12:49 am
all these jokes are not funny and plus he`s already hit puberty so shut up idiots
May 1st, 2011 at 3:17 pm
Lawlz! The jokes were so funny!
Faith~ u r so stupid!!!
I’m sorry i dont have any jb jokes…..
May 2nd, 2011 at 6:50 pm
these just are really dicrimitive and there is nothing wrong with justin bieber he is a babe:)
May 4th, 2011 at 7:22 pm
justin bieber brings all the girlz to the yard there like can you even get hard
June 3rd, 2011 at 4:55 pm
1)why are justin queevers fans on this site in the first place(strange)
2)Queever should stp singing caus he might make more people death with his sqeeky little voice.
3)Why the f#ck am i waisting my time commenting about justin queever? oh ya cause I HATE HIM AND I WANT HIM TO KNOW IT
June 5th, 2011 at 1:00 am
justin bieber looks like a girl
June 9th, 2011 at 9:04 am
im sorry that you guy’s fell that way about me..
thank you to all my fan on this site you are awesome :}
and not even caring about what haters say
im not a jelous type
neeh you shouldn’t let jelousey get to you it’s not even worth it but thanks anyway
June 14th, 2011 at 5:21 pm
A little girl asked her dad: daddy why is justin beiber’s face so pale???
Dad: well, honey it’s really dark in the closet.
June 23rd, 2011 at 3:19 pm
Wow if that is what he sounds like after puberty, then Justina Bieber will live a happy and prosperous life as the wife of selena gomez.
June 27th, 2011 at 7:45 am
justin bieber says im not gay in front of the crowd and they all shouted justin gayber
its not fubnny
June 27th, 2011 at 7:46 am
justin bieber thinks hes cooler than me
June 27th, 2011 at 8:12 am
really was dis actually tupose ta b funny (THINKING FACE) u guys seriously needa get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
June 27th, 2011 at 9:52 am
I’m sure you Bieber fans are aware that he has released a perfume called “Someday”. Yep, someday, he’ll hit puberty…
July 1st, 2011 at 4:15 pm
hey guys justin bieber is really talented…even though i dont like him a whole lot he she be treated with respect honestly if you were famous he probaly wouldn’t make fun of you.. all he is doing is following his dreams. you are ust jealous because you cant follow your dreams and be what you want to be..
July 1st, 2011 at 4:16 pm
i ment disrespected..ha:D
July 1st, 2011 at 8:41 pm
Jb should die today. Who thaink jb should die?
July 15th, 2011 at 4:48 pm
justin bieber went over 2 hes dad nd said “dad i just had sex” DAD: great so do u have any questions?? JB: yes dad when does my bum stop hurting
July 16th, 2011 at 2:31 pm
all you justin bieber lovers need to shut up and get off this site.this is for jb haters not for dumb fans who think they can come on this site and stand up for their “hubby”.get over yourself.
1st of all,your never going to marry justin beaver.
2nd:get a life and actually do something with yourself instead of making out with that justin beaver poster in your room.
3rd:quit getting all peeved b/c with just having a little innocent fun by making these jokes.who cares if it hurts justin beavers feelings?she needs to grow some balls.
4th:All celebritys get made fun of.all of you jb lovers who hate taylor swift,we dont get mad at you about it.
5th:for all those jb lovers i got 2 words for you:SUCK IT!!(in honor of D-generation-X):D
6th:Justin Bieber is probably not come on this site b/c hes to busy singing like a girl.so dont say:jb,if your reading,im so sorry about those haters.hes not going to here you.
You jb fans need to quit b/c all of you are probably 8 year old who need to shut up!ty.:D
July 17th, 2011 at 9:18 pm
jb is so stupid that he had to to make money on a conner.
July 18th, 2011 at 9:37 am
Stop saying JB is GAY. WE DONT WANT HIM EITHER!
-Homosexuals
July 18th, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Me: How many Biebers do you need to fix a light bulb?
Justin Bieber: Gwahahahaha!!! How many???
Me: ._.
July 20th, 2011 at 11:31 am
Ok i have a question for the supporters of jb. Y r u even on this site if u k its going to have jokes about jb u wont like? Im just saying… i mean im pretty sure im not the only one who is sick of u guys sayin we’re mean. If u dnt like it get off the site.
July 21st, 2011 at 11:21 am
everybody needs 2 shut up!! there’s nothing funny about thoose jokes!!
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:57 am
I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT !
all you haters,get a life ! juts jealous shes famous and your not ? have you won countless numbers of awards ? did you get a record deal at age 12 ? did one of your albums go 6x platinum ?
no, Thats what i thought !
I love Taylor Swift,, and Justin Bieber <3
July 23rd, 2011 at 11:23 am
dbieber fans… stick ur head in a toilet after uve pooped and before u flush the toilet, look inside and u will see the biebers
July 24th, 2011 at 11:58 am
ok guys i do like justin bieber but these jokes are hurtful evan though they are HILARIOUS, and to justin i just want to say that you shouldnt worry about the 30% of people who dont like you. just remember that your fans support you. I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 24th, 2011 at 1:43 pm
funny ahah
July 24th, 2011 at 11:50 pm
I dont get why so many people are telling everyone to stop making jokes about jb. one its a joke, two heck there are so many celebrity jokes its become a thing, three they were the ones who looked up jb jokes to read them, and four people should not call people poops and jerks for looking up jokes. So why do people tell everyone to quit making jokes?
July 28th, 2011 at 8:55 am
So soon after the tragic death of Amy winehouse, another sad day for the music industry, Justin Bieber found alive and well in his apartment
July 29th, 2011 at 5:26 am
JUSTIN LOVE YOU JUSTIN LOVE YOU
August 2nd, 2011 at 9:19 pm
what does justin bieber have in common with the people on new years eve – they are both waiting for there ballls to drop
August 10th, 2011 at 9:16 pm
how do you spell gay?
G.A.Y
noooooo J.U.S.T.I.N. B.I.E.B.E.R
August 10th, 2011 at 9:32 pm
All you fans out there, well I have something to say to you, if i can deal with being made fun of just like this, then so can JB or whatever because after a while you get use to it, you fans just are not getting it, you think he is hurt, he gets used to it! ( well she, srry) Plus JB said he was gay so he could get all the publicity!!! And all you ugly people out there, you are not going to get a chance with him now stop being jelous i mean seriously! We are not the ones saying things like “I hope jb dies because I want him selena shouldn’t have him!” well you shouldn’t have anyone! I am not a fan but I am telling all you fans, you need to get some common sense!!! Jb isnt the only star that’s getting mad fun of all of them are, but if you ask ANYONE they will know who he is isn’t that a good thing!?!?! I mean really all this publicity is great for him! and you guys are all like stop being mean and tring to stop this popularity well knock it off! I like these jokes and if you don’t then why in the hell are you here!!?!? I mean seriously why! EVERYONE and i mean everyone out there knows the name justin bieber. And yes I am a Selena fan and no i’m not to happy they are dating but you know if shes happy i’m happy and you should be happy for justin all you bielebers!!!!( ps im not a bieliber im just trying to knock some sense into you fans out there) Also this took me a while to write, but wait theres more! POST THIS ON EVERY JUSTIN BIEBER SIGHT AND YOUR FACEBOOK PAGES! GET THIS AROUND!
~Sydney~<3
August 12th, 2011 at 11:28 pm
Justin Bieber will be in Transformers 4, His names gonna be Faggatron
August 20th, 2011 at 10:23 am
Do u knw guys what justin lack??? He lacks everything JUST-TEEN grow up dude n stop crying BABY…BABY!! N lovers jst get out the hell out of here
August 22nd, 2011 at 2:00 pm
In my opinion all these fangirlsthatarearound4to13yearsold should just STFU and GTFO this website, im mean seriously. This is a Justin Beaver hatesite that includes jokes that are gonna offend his fangirlsthatarearound4to13yearsold for some unknown f*cking reason, are you his bodyguard or some sh*t? I dont think so. Just get a life and stop singing Justin Beavers songs in your hello kitteh room with Justin Beavers posters everywhere, and youre telling us to get a f*cking life? Just STFU and look at yourselfes. We like to make fun of and hate Justin Beaver because it makes our day, and we dont even do it that often. I must admit, I totally HATE baby, and not because its Justin Beaver, because it has the same chords as my song, and everytime i play that, i hear baby;//. I actually like Taylor Swift unlike Justin Beavers fangirlsthatarearound4to13yearsold since she has got some good talent. Justin Beaver is NOT talented, he just has a high pitched voice. If you think im some messed up hater that us just ”jealous”of Justin Beaver, well no im not. All his fans are fangirlsthatarearound4to13yearsold, and 78% of you mast*rbate to his picture. Is that a positive thing? NO ITS NOT. Like Justin Beaver says; ”Let haters hate” or some other gay line like that, well just let us hate. Since he doesent care why should you f*cking care? Feel gutted yet? Well i hope so.
~~Phil, A.KA Pepper.~~
August 26th, 2011 at 2:15 am
ok i agree with all of u who is askin why da hell are people on here if they love bieber rite…
ya and yall gotta stop bein haters ok the girl who said i HATE tayler swift probally should not be talkin cause shes probally jelouse of her. ok im not a jb fan OK the jokes are funny as hell why cant we all just have a lil laugh without bein botherd kk. and im not a taylor swift fan eather itee.SOOOOOO WITH ALL RESPECT SHUT THE FUDGE UPPPPP!!!!
August 26th, 2011 at 7:13 am
What has 300 nipples and no boobs?
The front row at a Justin Beiber concert!
September 5th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
u guys are so mean i love jb he is so amazing but some of the jokes are funny lve jb 4eva
September 7th, 2011 at 3:55 pm
hey yall its me justin. i know im gay but can you all just shut up?
all my fans r gay so why cant i be?
September 7th, 2011 at 4:01 pm
If justin bieber was going to jump off the empire state building, 95% of people would cry and scream “NO! DON’T DO IT JUSTIN! I LOVE YOU!!!”, 3% of people would sit down and watch, and the final 2% would go up to him and say “You’re taking too long.” and push him off.
September 10th, 2011 at 12:44 pm
seriously?, you people are grown ups hating on a 17 year old boy who is living his dream an inspiration to maybe some of your children…your pathetic. grow the fuck up.
September 10th, 2011 at 1:16 pm
This is Pathetic how can u just go around hateing someone u dont even know u never met him u dont know ANYTHING about him and ur guys hate only makes him stronger u can say what u like but it doesnt do anything to hurt us beliebers like u think it will and u keep calling us dumb and to stfu and get off the site well um no i dont think we will we dont listen to haterz all ur hate just makes the beliber family stronger and ur probly gonna say ohh stfu u little 10 year old well first im not 10 im way older than that and second i will say what i like when i like whenever i like it!
September 10th, 2011 at 1:21 pm
oh and u can say i hate justin beber i hate justin bever i hate justine biber thats cool as long as u dont hate Justin Bieber cause everytime u spell his name wrong u not talking about him any more ur talking about someone else and u all need help who hate on him u need to think before u speak!
September 11th, 2011 at 6:19 am
Ahaaa why you call him justin beiber when its dusbin fever and use slang to call him jb when its gayb garrd lol
September 12th, 2011 at 9:07 am
who was on my death list:
Micheal J.
Bustin Jieber
Taylor Swift
Rebbeca Black
Selena Gomez
Zak Effron
The rest of the high school musical cast
Bustin Jieber Fans
^^ repeatedly until accepted ^^
September 17th, 2011 at 12:39 am
wats a 12 letter word for gay.
justin bieber.
September 19th, 2011 at 4:03 pm
hey stop it i like justines music she is the most telented 4 year old girl ever.
September 22nd, 2011 at 1:33 pm
IF i was trapped in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Justin Bieber, and I had a gun with 2 bullets in it I would shoot Justin Bieber… twice.
October 1st, 2011 at 5:27 pm
WARNING : If you receive a message via Facebook with the Title – ‘Free clip of the new Justin Bieber single’ – DO NOT OPEN IT.
It contains a free clip of the new Justin Bieber single.
Please do your friends a favor and repost this now.
October 14th, 2011 at 3:34 am
More sad new from the music industry today; Justing Bieber was found alive in his bedroom this morning.
October 14th, 2011 at 3:35 am
Warning: If you receive an email that offers you a link to a clip of the latest Justin Bieber album, DO NOT CLICK IT because it will link you to a clip of the latest Justin Bieber album.
October 15th, 2011 at 12:12 pm
yehh he is gayy boy hate him i like myles kowaslki better u dont no him he in my school
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
October 15th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
listen guys i HATE jb but its really hard to be famous with everyone criticizing you. I’m sure you guys haven’t looked in the mirror lately but I’m sure you wouldn’t wana be watching a horror movie this time of the day so i suggest you stop making fun of jb and just accept his famous and you’re NOT!!!!!!!!!and just so by the way jealousy makes you nasty and nasty makes you ugly. OOPS i forgot you already ugly
all you justin bieber lovers need to shut up and get off this site.this is for jb haters not for dumb fans who think they can come on this site and stand up for their “hubby”.get over yourself.
1st of all,your never going to marry justin beaver.
2nd:get a life and actually do something with yourself instead of making out with that justin beaver poster in your room.
3rd:quit getting all peeved b/c with just having a little innocent fun by making these jokes.who cares if it hurts justin beavers feelings?she needs to grow some balls.
4th:All celebritys get made fun of.all of you jb lovers who hate taylor swift,we dont get mad at you about it.
5th:for all those jb lovers i got 2 words for you:SUCK IT!!(in honor of D-generation-X):D
6th:Justin Bieber is probably not come on this site b/c hes to busy singing like a girl.so dont say:jb,if your reading,im so sorry about those haters.hes not going to here you.
You jb fans need to quit b/c all of you are probably 8 year old who need to shut up!ty.:D
All you fans out there, well I have something to say to you, if i can deal with being made fun of just like this, then so can JB or whatever because after a while you get use to it, you fans just are not getting it, you think he is hurt, he gets used to it! ( well she, srry) Plus JB said he was gay so he could get all the publicity!!! And all you ugly people out there, you are not going to get a chance with him now stop being jelous i mean seriously! We are not the ones saying things like “I hope jb dies because I want him selena shouldn’t have him!” well you shouldn’t have anyone! I am not a fan but I am telling all you fans, you need to get some common sense!!! Jb isnt the only star that’s getting mad fun of all of them are, but if you ask ANYONE they will know who he is isn’t that a good thing!?!?! I mean really all this publicity is great for him! and you guys are all like stop being mean and tring to stop this popularity well knock it off! I like these jokes and if you don’t then why in the hell are you here!!?!? I mean seriously why! EVERYONE and i mean everyone out there knows the name justin bieber. And yes I am a Selena fan and no i’m not to happy they are dating but you know if shes happy i’m happy and you should be happy for justin all you bielebers!!!!( ps im not a bieliber im just trying to knock some sense into you fans out there) Also this took me a while to write, but wait theres more! POST THIS ON EVERY JUSTIN BIEBER SIGHT AND YOUR FACEBOOK PAGES! GET THIS AROUND!
October 17th, 2011 at 11:09 pm
okay i agree with u guys that jb sounds gay. But it not nice to pick on him. justin never created a website about u and say’s mean stuff about u.how would you like it if it happened to u.and call u gay
October 18th, 2011 at 3:05 am
really lame jokes…
but i do hate justin beiber, not cause he sounds gay but cause hes an absolute waste of money and time, hes talentless! people need to see past his stupid clothes and his gay fringe and wake up, i dont understand what the fuss is about, its just not good music
p.s shut up to that mckenzie chick youre like 3 years old, you dont know him he could be a complete ass, no one cares what he looks like because it doesnt change his music, no hes not reading this and shut up get over him hes just a person fuark
October 18th, 2011 at 3:09 am
and stfu everyone that hates selena gomez because shes with him, its not like hed rather be with you freaks that are obsessing over him, srsly if a girl was doing that to me going “omg i love you marry me omg!” id be like “w..t..f you freak go away”
October 18th, 2011 at 3:11 am
Hey guys its me, I just want you all to know that there’s gonna be people out there that will try to bring you down, you just have to ignore it. I also want to tell you to please stop obsessing over me, it really is quite annoying and I hate it, you’re all way too young for me and I dont know any of you, so go away.
Thanks everyone, Peace out
October 19th, 2011 at 2:46 am
recently selena gomez became gay the day after she had sex with justin bieber she is now with her girlfried juely.
October 21st, 2011 at 1:47 am
y is bieber so pale
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its dark in the closet
October 22nd, 2011 at 8:38 pm
stop makeing fun of justin u guys need to grow up and leave him alone now
October 27th, 2011 at 12:50 pm
whats the different between Justin Bieber and a snickers bar?
A snickers bar has nuts
November 10th, 2011 at 3:02 pm
Justin,
you have no testicles.
November 12th, 2011 at 11:05 pm
I love these jokes and im laughing at the comments where people said they hate taylor swift. At least she has way more talent then justin bieber will ever have. Haha
i also love the comment that his “dad” left. The last name is badly spelt… Seems legit!
I’m Canadian and ashamed that justin comes from canada.. At least we had Avril Lavigne.. But now shes just to main stream…
Plus to all the people who said that we’re just jealous we’re not as hot as justin nor do we have his singing “talent” i laugh in your face since my guy friend (who obviously reached puberty quite a while ago) is way hotter and has a very nice singing voice
(love you Jon, even though i doubt you’ll see this haha)
Also some of my friends call him: Justin Gay Garbage haha
Ah i just noticed that “justin bieber” left a comment… It’s so legit when you notice that the word jealous and jealousy isn’t well written.. Gtfo dont pretend to be someone you’re not..
I dont see why people get offended by theses jokes, they arent half as bad as blond jokes, racists jokes etc…
Calm the hell down!
“this girl goes up to her room with her boyfriend.. After a few minuts her mom hears: baby baby ohh!!’ so the mother runs to the room and says: whats are you doing in there?! The girl answers: we’re having sex!! So the mother says: thank God!! I thought you were listening to some justin bieber”
November 22nd, 2011 at 9:40 pm
Justin Beaver should go back to Canada and live in a damm. He has the teeth to build one and a flat enough tail to swim with.
December 6th, 2011 at 6:06 pm
these are stupid i love justin bieber and whoever thought of these are bieber haters! and all us beliebers hate u!!!!!
December 12th, 2011 at 10:23 am
justin bieber is a real girl and he is gay
December 13th, 2011 at 7:34 pm
I got a joke for you lot.
Did you hear what Justin did to his mum? He hit her in the face with a cricket bat instead of hitting… PUBERTY
December 21st, 2011 at 7:28 pm
i love the guy who threw the water bottle at justin bieber i would have throwin an axe but it still works he sux at LIFE JB u better watch out cuz i will throw u out of a airplaine u shit load af FUCK
December 23rd, 2011 at 10:10 am
justin beiebr is os gay he found out he’s pregent with pocahontaS AS SOON AS SHE WAS DEAD WITH HRE FAT A** OMG
December 23rd, 2011 at 10:11 am
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID JUSTIN BIEBER UR MIDDLE NAME IS BIEVER
December 23rd, 2011 at 10:12 am
IM SICK LIKE UR GAY
December 23rd, 2011 at 10:14 am
JUSTIN BIEBR HEARD HE WAS GOIN TO GRAMMYS AWARD SO HE WENT TO HIS GRANDMAS HOUSE INSTEAD GOT MILK AND COOKIES