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Justin Bieber Jokes

OK so here are some funny Jokes about Justin Bieber , please don’t ask me who is Justin Bieber that in itself would be a Joke

What does Justin Bieber and the crowd at Time Square for new years have in common? They’re both waiting for balls to drop!

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I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse.

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Justin Biebers new song is “if i were a boy”.

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Justin Bieber is the Brand Ambassadors of sanitary pads.

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What’s the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle has already hit justin bieber.

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justin bieber thought he had 8 pubes and then the spider moved away.

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I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.

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About 17 years ago, a woman was impregnated by a tank of helium, 9 months later Justin Bieber was born

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justin biebers best song is “if i were a boy”.

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Q. What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.

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Justin bieber crossed the road to beat a chicken but came back crying because the chicken won

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Justin Bieber witnessed kim kardashian’s nip slip but it shouldn’t really affect him coz not long ago he was being breastfed.

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Stop making fun of Justin Beiber. He’s not gay she’s lesbian.

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Justin Bieber’s mother often tells his friends stories of when he was little. The stories are from a few months ago.

~Add your favorite Jokes about Justin Bieber in comments section below

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278 Responses to “Justin Bieber Jokes”

  1. HPR Says:

    there is noting funny about JB jokes.

  2. Amanda Says:

    wow
    very funny justin bieber jokes
    pls add more

  3. KittyZ Says:

    omfg jb jokes r very funny.
    HPR do u need a brush and dust pan to brush the damn sand outa ur v ya damn cry baby?

  4. alyssa Says:

    like those babby babby boys

  5. D~dog Says:

    hahahahahaha funny add some more plz

    3 guys are sitting at a bar and one guy says i think i have the biggest head in the world another guy says i think i have the smallest arms in the world the other guy say i think i have the smallest D in the world they all go home and are back at the bar the next day the first guy says i searched it up and its official i have the biggest head in the world the next guy says i searched it up to i have the smallest arms in the world the third guy say who the hell is justin beiber

    i dont know if its funny but i thought it was

  6. Mariam Says:

    Lol ! i loved these jokes ! please add more :) thanks

  7. desiree Says:

    them jokes about jb is really funny

  8. funny man Says:

    hey i have another joke i walked up to justin bieber today and i said your gay and he turned around and hit me with his purse

  9. Sannaner Says:

    I liked D~dog’s hahahaha

  10. Connorrrrrrr Says:

    Ruhanna was walking Dow the street and she came across justin bieber and shouted. Who’s that chick

  11. Connorrrrrrr Says:

    Rihanna

  12. h-man Says:

    funny jokes
    JUSTIN BIEBER IS GAY

  13. h-man Says:

    HPR DON’T BE MAD CUZ JUSTIN DON’T LIKE YOU

  14. natalie Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY!

  15. SHANNON Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
    DAT IS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY MY BEZZIE LUVZ BEIBER HAHAHA NOW IMA WIND HER UP LOL XXXX

  16. Perry Says:

    MUM: “this girl has a nice voice”
    SON: “Uh mum thats Justin Bieber”
    MUM: “I thought justin was a boy’s name?”
    SON: “He is a boy”
    MUM: o.O

  17. afoo Says:

    luv this jokes.. SHE is nt gay bt lesboo… :P

  18. xc14 Says:

    ha i like the balls one

  19. sauce Says:

    justin bieber is gay!!!

  20. Amanda Says:

    I really loved the Justin’s Beaver jokes
    Lol

  21. Mrs. Happy Face Says:

    here is a funny one,
    Q- I’m sad, alone, and desperate, who am i?
    A- justin bieber

  22. Green Says:

    Who’s justine Bieber ?

  23. M-U-R-A-D Says:

    Police now use Justin Bieber Songs as tourcher devices =P

  24. justin bieber is fag Says:

    maybe lady gaga could lend justin beiber her balls sometime! lol

  25. m-babe Says:

    haha i hate justin bieber!!

    i have couple funny jokes:

    1. Justin Bieber is so dumb he asked for puberty for christmas

    2. Justin Bieber will be in the next transformers movie… he will be playing fg gotron

    3. instead of saying “when pigs fly” everyone should say “when justin bieber hits puberty”

  26. Jonathan Says:

    jokes are okay… justin bieber is just a wanna be… trying to fit in with all the others…. the only difference is every1 else hit puberty…

  27. sehid Says:

    and i have another joke
    Justin bieber walks into a toilett
    Man: sorry miss but this is boys room.

  28. Tara and Kayla Says:

    Justin Bieber was told that he was going to the Grammys tonight. He just loves that. He always gets milk and cookies at her house.

  29. Justin Beaver rocks! Says:

    JB was so upset that he didn’t win “Best New Artist” at the Grammys, that he is hitting the J&B pretty hard. Not the scotch — the Juice & Blanket.

  30. Justin Beaver rocks! Says:

    Justin Bieber has been slapping his name on everything from headphones to nail polish and according to Billboard, pudding may be next. Apparently it’s going to be made by Gerber.

  31. Justin Beaver rocks! Says:

    haaa Justin Beaver is freakin awesome! with his cute little beaver tail and his fuzzy wittle body! eeeek!!!! XD and dont forget his buckteeth! :)

  32. Random Sauce Says:

    1. GO TO GOOGLE TRANSLATE

    2. TYPE IN “WILL JUSTIN BEIBER EVER HIT PUBERTY

    3. TRANSLATE ENGLISH TO VIETNAMESE

    4.COPY VIETNAMESE TRANSLATION

    5. PASTE AND TRANSLATE VIETNAMESE TO ENGLISH

    6. LAUGH!

  33. Chazel25 Says:

    So Justin Bieber walks past- Elementary School- OMG OMG, its Justin Bieber!!! Middle School- Ooo a famous person!!! High School- Where’s my shotgun!?!?!?!?!?

  34. T8rz Says:

    I love JB jokes. They make me laugh a lot. Haha.

  35. Matt Says:

    You guys are so mean to justin. Just leave her alone!!!

  36. Helgi ;) Says:

    awsome joke’s:D
    i wan’t more justin bieber joke’s, pliiiiz;P

  37. Noneya Says:

    hey you guys dont know what your talking about jb is HOT!

    P.S. I thought all the jokes were stupid and not just cause i like justin

  38. ur mum Says:

    justin beiber fell off a ladder trying to hit puberty

  39. Ashley Says:

    90% of girls wud cry if Justin Bieber was bout to jump off the empirer state buildin. 9% wud laugh. Im the 1% tht wud sing Baby Baby Baby Jump!!! You’ll be one less lonely girl!!!

  40. Liam Batty Says:

    I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER. <3

  41. Sophie Says:

    i think justin bieber is ok. BUT I LOVE HANNAH.<3

  42. haley Says:

    When justin Bieber dies there will be one less lonely girl.

  43. Luis Barrios Says:

    Justin Bieber is so stupid that he doesn’t know how to use the toilet. When God said “Let there be light” he meant Justin Bieber to get out of the way becuz it made God blind.

  44. john wizbey Says:

    Justin Bieber is so gay, when she was in a strip club she got kicked because it was for males only.

  45. Faith Says:

    You guys.Making fun of Justin Bieber is rude.What if there was jokes made of you?You wouldn’t like it.Have some respect for others.Has Justin Bieber ever laid one finger on you or talked rude about you?NO I don’t think so.So you guys need to think before you speak cause he didn’t do anything to you.Even if he did…It’s not nice to have revenge. So please just leave him alone and get a life.Cause if you obviously look for Justin Bieber jokes or jokes on anyone else then you don’t have a life and probably never will.At least people that is nice has a life. Okay?So be nice. :)

  46. dld Says:

    We gave Canada lady gaga so in retaliation they gave us Justin Bieber.

  47. Socko Says:

    Did you hear justin biebers in the hospital he fell off a letter trying to hit puberty

  48. PZMAN Says:

    Biggest lie ever Told:
    Doctor walks into Mrs.Bieber’s hospital room and says: “It’s a boy”

  49. undead Says:

    Awesome jokes some1 should go up 2 JB after a concert and ask him some of those c wat his reply is he’ll prolly cover his mouth and say, “OMG! They know!”

  50. That is funny Says:

    A boy is crying while watching TV.?Mum: What’s wrong??Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI!?Mum: Aww, honey, it’s not real, he’s still alive…?Boy: That’s why I’m crying.

  51. Savannah Says:

    So me and my bestie were on a vaca in Alanta and we saw Justin Bieber so she ran up and gave him a hug.He turned around and said “what are you doing”.I said “sorry ma’am we though you were justin bieber!”

  52. toxic Says:

    boys r mad cus JB gets all the girls…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..yea all the 4 year old girls.

  53. BAM Says:

    How could you say that justin gaybear jokes arent funny?

  54. Tierney Says:

    Mate Your all just jelouse and perfectic , look your all sat here laffin at jokes about justin bieber thats not evemn funy twat Were is now makin lots of money , and livin his dream and what r u doing is that dream to make fun of justin deek’ed ! hes amazing but some people dnt appreshate him , Deek’ed people!!!!! Thanks :).

  55. jade Says:

    shut up about justin bieber stuf the first time i came on this website it made me cry

  56. XxThEgAmErSLiFexX Says:

    whats the difference between a 4 year old and JB?

    JB still bathes with his mom!!!

  57. angel 4rm hell Says:

    listen guys i HATE jb but its really hard to be famous with everyone criticizing you. I’m sure you guys haven’t looked in the mirror lately but I’m sure you wouldn’t wana be watching a horror movie this time of the day so i suggest you stop making fun of jb and just accept his famous and you’re NOT!!!!!!!!!and just so by the way jealousy makes you nasty and nasty makes you ugly. OOPS i forgot you already ugly

  58. JB's Wife Says:

    you are all mean!!
    Justin Bieber is my hero and i love him.
    we’re getting married!! :)

  59. desti24 Says:

    :/ stop hatin on jbiebs…hes hooootttt

  60. Jessica Zadieks Says:

    Wow lol and it’s all so true well done it’s hilarious you’re a genious I could go on and on you’re amazinf

  61. kaitlynn Says:

    leave him alone atleast he has millions of girls on him unlike you pathetic retards ktb(:

  62. kaitlynn Says:

    okay well atleast unlike you guys justin atleast has girls on him so you should shut up(: ktb

  63. mckenzy Says:

    omg u poops #1
    he is hot
    #2
    i have seen him and if im not stupuid hes a dude ya know boy
    #3
    have you ment him ummmmm no so you poops dont know what hes like!!!!!!!!!!
    #4
    you guys should su pport him!!!!!!;)
    #5 TAYLOR SWIFT S CKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  64. mckenzy Says:

    im mad mad mad mad at you peeps ya know i hate taylor swift but i hate whoever made those stupuid mean jokes even more!!!!! ;) $##$^&&%@!@#$^ i love justinbieber i suport him so shush u peeps !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop on u poops!!!!!!!!!!!!! so shush about him got it get it good!!!!!!!!!Q!Q!!!!!!QQ!!!!

  65. mckenzy Says:

    yesterday i went to the doctors guess why!!??? i had bieber fever it is uncureable there is no medicene for it ill have it forever!!!! ;) ;) ;)

  66. mckenzy Says:

    justin if your reading this I LOVE YOUUUUUUU A LLLOOOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..
    o

  67. mckenzy Says:

    i agree with kaitlynn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ;)

  68. mrs.bieber/ mckenzy Says:

    justin bieber is very very very very very very very! HOT!!!!!!!! so all you haterz shutup !!!

  69. mrs.bieber/ mckenzy Says:

    justin ignore the haterz ok just let them say it but they all lie this is the biggest lie……… u r ugly not true ok u r very hot i could melt just lookin at you i love u have such a cute smile and i love your eyes
    love mckenzy, callan

  70. mrs.bieber/ mckenzy Says:

    justin bieber looked in the mirror this morning and the sun came up and there was a rainbow but when the haterz of jb looked it the mirror a thunder storm came and they dided because of their ugliness!!!!!!!

  71. mrs.bieber/ mckenzy Says:

    people who make fun of jb r pathedic poops btw i hate taylor swift!!!!

  72. mckenzy\jb lover Says:

    some peeps may think i have made a lot of comments but there is never such thing as to much support for my future husband i love you justin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  73. mckenzy\jb lover Says:

    justin dont mind the haterz let them say wutever they want but it is all lies here is the biggest lie u r ugly not true ok u r veryyyyyyy hot i love u!! ;) so whoever is making these stupuid mean jokes shout up aboiut it!!! i mean how many times dose justin hottie need to be called ugly stupuid a baby i mean really shush!!! and for those of u that want justin to die i dont think u want anyone to die but i do want u to have a heart attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;(

  74. McKaylaJade Says:

    You guys have issues. But like Justin says. “let the haters hate”
    i bet he makes jokes about all of you guys EVERY DAY. cuz u have no clue what you are talking about. There are so many famous people out there that sing high pitched. and you don’t make fun of them. You guys are just jealous cuz Justin is hot and gets all the girls. and i bet half of you are ugly as shit. so get a life? kthanks (:

  75. Brittannyyyyy~! Says:

    Heyyy…. JUSTIN BIEBER IS SEXY SO LEAVE HIM ALONE your just jealous cuz he gets all the girls unlike some guys!!!

  76. mckenzy\jb lover Says:

    i hate talylor swift talk about ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gosh

  77. justin's wife @ gf!!!!! ;) Says:

    ok if u guys r gonna talk about justin that way just to let you know callinh him ugly wont make you pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  78. mrs.bieber Says:

    if u dont got anything good to say dont say it at all is all i got to say.

  79. mrs.bieber Says:

    justin bieber if your reading these I LOVE U! and come back to greenville soon.Please

  80. Tayler + martell Says:

    ^^^^
    You LOT Are Harsh He is cute and talented x

  81. jessica :) Says:

    that is all ture justin bieber is a girl haha :)

  82. nerida Says:

    when my dog is half dead it will sound better then u lol I MEAN IT :P

    my number is 65459274 or

  83. bigger Says:

    HI THERE!!
    J BIEBER ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

  84. bigger Says:

    LOVE ME IS THE BEST SONG!!

  85. bigger Says:

    HESSSSSS HOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  86. Mr.Monkey Says:

    my girlfreind an i hooked up becouse we both dispised his music and his high voice. me and my gf will be laughting at him when he falls from a a building.

  87. Fatimah Says:

    Oh wow u guys are funny…NOT! Justin Bieber I LOVE YOU!!!!!

  88. Josh Hate's Gaybear Says:

    You know how someone hit justin gaybear in the face with a water bottle will ima be the first to hit him in the face with a brick

  89. Randomone Says:

    To Katy Parry:
    I liked the kiss too
    -Justin Bieber

  90. stormihorsley Says:

    i love you so much that i want to marry you

  91. Brad Says:

    Justin Bieber has a high pitched voice that gay men thought he was a girl

  92. Chastity Says:

    Son: Daddy, why is Justin Bieber so white?
    Dad: There’s no sun in the closet, son.

  93. Chastity Says:

    but yes i have bieber fever but i love the jokes!!!!

  94. Jen G Says:

    I don’t care what anyone says. I Love you

  95. Really?? Says:

    I don’t hate Hate him, but i do Not like Justin Bieber. He has no real talent and idk why he’s so famous. Hes “17″ and all his songs are about love. thats so stupid and unoriginal.
    everyone who is hating on the people here because they like the jokes, doesnt mean they have no life. Theres jokes about everyone famous out there…so just shut up. and dont say you are gonna marry him. get realistic and try to date someone your own age, someone who has already hit puberty. and for those who say that those who look up JB jokes is retarded..well you must have looked it up to get here in the first place so you basically just contradicted yourself..Plus JB looks like a girl on his album cover, hes wearing lip gloss…

  96. eugene Says:

    haha most of them r true

  97. Dante Says:

    Everybody leave Justin alone, she is a talented little girl!

  98. justin bieber fan(not) Says:

    Thes are so funny i laughd sooooo hard when i saw the qustion and the awnser one hahahahaha:)

  99. anabel Says:

    i love justin!!!!!!

  100. juju bieber Says:

    justin bieber is the sexiest hottest best cuttest person ever
    love u justin bieber

    jbjbjbjb

  101. Lil peeps Says:

    I think its terrible that people make fun of JB he is a talented young singer he is giving a career a shot better than what half of the half-wits that make these jokes have ever given he makes more money than both sides of their family put together. Im not a huge bieber supporter but i do not bag out some one just because you dislike hes music that doesnt make them gay or havnt hit puberty grow up

  102. nerida Says:

    yay im moving tomorrow soooo happy and i am goin to sing to my chicken tonight and i will lve it :)

  103. Sierra Says:

    HPR I agree with you who ever made these freaking jokes just need too get a like and stop being SO jealous… am i right?

  104. justin drew bieber Says:

    stop making fun of me and i will give u 1,000,000,000 dollars see you tommorow and look to see who is not will get 1,000,000,000 dollars in the mail
    love you mckenzy and HRP

  105. brandosito Says:

    Do u know wat justin bieber means in latin…

    Gay

  106. Nadiya Says:

    Justin Bieber is so far in the closet he is having adventures in Narnia.

  107. JUSTIN BIEBERS WIFE Says:

    Y R U PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF MY HUBBY
    U PEOPLE R JUST PLANE RUDE

  108. rebecca whitehead Says:

    what do you call a girl whith a raidiator on her head? i dont know . anheater .

  109. selina delgado Says:

    who ever made the joke up are slack there all talking about him not hitting puberty yet everyone hits it at a different age IDIOTS!!!!!!! his a good person what has he ever done to u ???? so just stop this caca and I SUPPORT JUSTIN BIEBER
    I LOVE HIM!!

  110. hater Says:

    u people who think justin “beaver” is awesome stink. u just don’t have a life so u fall in luv with him. get a life, u know one day he is going to die.

  111. hater Says:

    u people who like justin “beaver” r loonie. u people don’t have anything else to do with your life so u just fall in luv with him. get a life, u know one day he is going to have to die.

  112. Cassila Says:

    taylor swift is the bomb u stupid beiber fan mckenzyyy

  113. hey you beaver lovers Says:

    im just wonderin how you got on this site if you love beaver so much? huh
    what, did u do go onto google and type ‘beavr jokes’ thinkin hey ill show those people who made those jokes about my furry beaver’ who hasn’t got a life now?
    BEAVER IS A GAY BABY!!!!!! f.y.i i love these jokes and think their genious

  114. MacKenzie Says:

    Hahaha I love these….but when it comes down to it, Justin Bieber IS the joke.

  115. JustinBieber Says:

    Thanks for standing up for me mckenzy! You are so sweet! By the way these jokes are mean! So please stop.

    Love,
    Justin Bieber

  116. annoymsu Says:

    shut up this site is ment to make jokes about jb so u beaver fans and i deseased beiber fever patients get off the site and go join a fan group site

  117. patricia Says:

    haha i like the one about time squar verry funny!!!!!!!! :) <3 the jokes

  118. Isabelle Says:

    who ever made these up there not funny justin bieber is hot and who ever u r u r a RETARD for writing about justin bieber:(

  119. grace Says:

    omg justin bieber is gay he a girl well my friends think so but iam inlove with him but then again he is gay

  120. apryl davidsson Says:

    All the justin bieber haters out there need to learn how to keep your mouth shut!
    Justin bieber never did anything to you now did he??
    How would you like it if someone was going around saying that they hate you and that you are gay/lesbian? Or even if they said that you shouldn’t have even got born??
    NEXT TIME THINK ABOUT HOW YOU WOULD FEEL IF IT HAPPENED TO YOU BEFORE YOU GO AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!

  121. Amber Says:

    Joke.
    Justin Beiber is so G, he’s almost H.

  122. XxGaNgStAxX Says:

    What is the differnece between Justin Beiber and his mom?
    Justin hasnt hit puberty but his mom has

  123. SUPER-HATER Says:

    I hate justin bieber so much in unreal

  124. Larry "Pixy" Folke Says:

    Who ever likes justin bieber should dig their own grave then bary them selves

  125. leah Says:

    i love you jb its a shame you had SEX WITH SELena gomez

  126. sydney Says:

    well lets think you were famous and one day they made a whole website about you because they hate you your singing your dancing.all i know that jb will comment the most because of what you said about him.i hope you know that your wrong.so all of the people that are saying jb is gay your wrong.

  127. chad faver Says:

    justin biebers in the hospital he fell of a ladder tryna hit puberty

  128. chad faver Says:

    justin bieber is so gay i sent him underware and he sent back sorry jus thongs

  129. Haley Says:

    Kid: Mom, can i wear a mini-skirt today?
    Mom: No
    Kid: Can i wear lipstick?
    Mom: No
    Kid: Can i wear high heels?
    Mom: No!
    Kid: But Mom im 17 years old!
    Mom: I know Justin, i know

  130. Natalie Says:

    If all his fans are like ” leave justin alone!!” then why are they on here in the first place shouldn’t they be on a fan page instead of a site that hates him. To whine somewhere else instead of taking up all the hate space!!! Lol

  131. jackson Says:

    your mom is so stupid she thought JB was a guy

  132. norton Says:

    mckenzy is getting himself worked uup mckenzy you and your imaginary boyfreind will never work out he likes guys that like it up the butt.

  133. Bill Beiber Says:

    I am justins dad and i will press charges!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

  134. taylor Says:

    hey jb maybe had sex with selena dont be mad its not u

  135. rANdOMz Says:

    1. Why are Justine Bieber fans on here anyway?
    2. Here’s what Justine Bieber did to me: She made me deaf in one ear. I think that’s a good reason to hate her.
    3. Some of you people protecting her have REALLY bad grammar.

  136. NIcole Says:

    all these jokes are not funny and plus he`s already hit puberty so shut up idiots

  137. Emily Says:

    Lawlz! The jokes were so funny!
    Faith~ u r so stupid!!!
    I’m sorry i dont have any jb jokes…..

  138. lisa Says:

    these just are really dicrimitive and there is nothing wrong with justin bieber he is a babe:)

  139. jess Says:

    justin bieber brings all the girlz to the yard there like can you even get hard

  140. Gabriel Vidales Says:

    Q: when Justin bieber becomes a grandparent, how will his childhood stories start?
    A: when I was a little girl….

  141. Jessie Says:

    OMG THIS MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD :) MY RIBS HURT SO BAD :) JB fans r stupid little bitches… i mean get a really person to adore..

  142. sarah Says:

    I LOVE THESES JOKES THEY ARE sOOOOOOOOO FaNtAsTiC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
    anyone tht doesnt like these jokes are GAY like MISS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAH i am SUPER EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!MUHAHAhahahah

  143. adrianna Says:

    HA very funny jokes!!!:) but seriously you shoould leave her alone youll make her cry

  144. COCO Says:

    u ppl are just mad because its not u who are gettin all da girls and i think that all the guys on here are just fu*kin haterz so get a life u low lif kids .

  145. dont like Justin Queever Says:

    1)why are justin queevers fans on this site in the first place(strange)
    2)Queever should stp singing caus he might make more people death with his sqeeky little voice.
    3)Why the f#ck am i waisting my time commenting about justin queever? oh ya cause I HATE HIM AND I WANT HIM TO KNOW IT

  146. kitty cat Says:

    justin bieber sucks and luv the jokes

  147. kitty cat Says:

    justin bieber looks like a girl

  148. croc Says:

    I dont like JB, but he’s at hollywood, and you are in your parent’s basement trying to be funny. BTW, at least some people talk about him. try finding jokes about you on a website.

  149. aubrey Says:

    oh and just to let you know i live in the same town as him and i know where he lives he went to my school so shut the mouth of yours oh and i[m a big biebr lover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  150. JustinBieber Says:

    im sorry that you guy’s fell that way about me..

    thank you to all my fan on this site you are awesome :}

    and not even caring about what haters say

    im not a jelous type

    neeh you shouldn’t let jelousey get to you it’s not even worth it but thanks anyway

  151. Gregory Says:

    The reason Justin bieber will never hit puberty is because he’s afraid puberty will hit him back!

  152. neke Says:

    those jokes are boring

  153. neeh Says:

    hahaha you crack me up mackenzy ;s

    yea i went to the doc to and he said the bieber fever
    is catching on to everyone ;)

    even the haters are catching it…

    love the fact that you sticking up for bieber !!!

    but you know how we come on here to be supportive well it don’t really help when you talk mean about taylor???

    i mean you can say what ever you wan’t but we on here to be nice not diss taylor…

    and btw justin likes taylor and she is pretty and she is nice to iv’e met her before
    when she was talking to justin actualy !!

    believe it or not but it’s true :)

    they both are really nice and justin’s hair is so… there is no word to describe it ;0

  154. neeh Says:

    LOL ohh that must ahve being embarassing savanah

    iv’e done that before but it was with miley…..

  155. I hate jb Says:

    A little girl asked her dad: daddy why is justin beiber’s face so pale???
    Dad: well, honey it’s really dark in the closet.

  156. McKenzy Says:

    I luff justin. he is sooo fitt and buff. LEAVE HIM ALONE U HATERZ. <3 Marry mee justin?? :-) <3

  157. Patty Says:

    jb is awesome!! and these jokes r not even funny, ur all just jealous of his talent or for guys, maybe he stole ur girlfriends with his awesomeness!! guys should try to be more like him

  158. Laauren Laandslide Says:

    THANK YOU@Natalie
    Why are you on a JB hater site if your his “biggest” fan??? Are you mental or something? Are you a closet hater?? LMAO to the jokes. I love em! Why would JB be on a hate site about himself?? Is he really that desperate for support? Does he think were his friends? Well if Justin Bieber does see this….

  159. Kira Says:

    what is the similarity between Justin Beiber and Australia’s famous Bondi beach….they are long way from Manly as in Manly beach and MAN-ly!

  160. Teneal Says:

    Lol, I absolutely love Justin Bieber.. these jokes are really funny though :) all you Beliebers that get mad coz of these jokes need to get over it, he’s always gonna have haters.. how can they possibly offend you? you aren’t Justin Bieber!! everyone has the freedom of expression and in this case-freedom of speech :) just enjoy them and like Justin says : “brush them off”

  161. Hayley Says:

    omg dont make fun of justin thats not nice use all are juse jellous haha ilu justin ill stick up for you anyday even in a thousand years lol

  162. Robert Says:

    Wow if that is what he sounds like after puberty, then Justina Bieber will live a happy and prosperous life as the wife of selena gomez.

  163. whatEverr Says:

    y r u justin bieber fans on this page any way??? i think the jokes were funny……

  164. lily Says:

    justin bieber says im not gay in front of the crowd and they all shouted justin gayber
    its not fubnny

  165. lily Says:

    justin bieber thinks hes cooler than me

  166. kerisha m Says:

    really was dis actually tupose ta b funny (THINKING FACE) u guys seriously needa get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  167. Caleb Says:

    I’m sure you Bieber fans are aware that he has released a perfume called “Someday”. Yep, someday, he’ll hit puberty…

  168. Justin Bieber The Sucker Says:

    *MOM washing dishes in the kitchen.*
    Then she hears”Baby Baby Baby ooooohhhh” from her daughter’s room.
    She opens the door to her room.

    MOM: Are you listening to Justin Bieber again?
    Daughter:No, iM Watching porn!!
    Mom: THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  169. desiree Says:

    hey guys justin bieber is really talented…even though i dont like him a whole lot he she be treated with respect honestly if you were famous he probaly wouldn’t make fun of you.. all he is doing is following his dreams. you are ust jealous because you cant follow your dreams and be what you want to be..

  170. desiree Says:

    i ment disrespected..ha:D

  171. Ciera Says:

    Jb should die today. Who thaink jb should die?

  172. kayla338 Says:

    da jokes r funny ur jokes r awsome justin beiber is sexi mtv jershy shore is also awesome justins never goin hit puberty

    ALL THESE R FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  173. Diana Says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahh thats really funny please make more. im a justin bieber HHHAAATTTEEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and im a 13 year old girl are you suprised? SHES so annoying.

  174. Sandra Says:

    My friend asked me how old Justin Bieber was. I said he was three months older than him. And my friend said, he cant be three months older than me, when he looks like three months old!

  175. craig Says:

    justin bieber went over 2 hes dad nd said “dad i just had sex” DAD: great so do u have any questions?? JB: yes dad when does my bum stop hurting :)

  176. STFU!!! Says:

    all you justin bieber lovers need to shut up and get off this site.this is for jb haters not for dumb fans who think they can come on this site and stand up for their “hubby”.get over yourself.
    1st of all,your never going to marry justin beaver.
    2nd:get a life and actually do something with yourself instead of making out with that justin beaver poster in your room.
    3rd:quit getting all peeved b/c with just having a little innocent fun by making these jokes.who cares if it hurts justin beavers feelings?she needs to grow some balls.
    4th:All celebritys get made fun of.all of you jb lovers who hate taylor swift,we dont get mad at you about it.
    5th:for all those jb lovers i got 2 words for you:SUCK IT!!(in honor of D-generation-X):D
    6th:Justin Bieber is probably not come on this site b/c hes to busy singing like a girl.so dont say:jb,if your reading,im so sorry about those haters.hes not going to here you.
    You jb fans need to quit b/c all of you are probably 8 year old who need to shut up!ty.:D

  177. STFU!!! Says:

    HOW TO BUILD A JUSTIN BEAVER!!!
    #1:GET A TANK OF HELIUM
    #2:STEAL TIMMY TURNERS TEETH
    #3:SHAVE THAT GIRL’S HAIR WHO LOOKED EXCATLY LIKE JB’S HAIR(AGT)
    #4:BUY A HUMUNGOUS BARBIE DOLL
    #5:STEAL SOME CLOTHES FROM LADY GAGA’S CLOSET
    #6:PUT PARIS HILTON’S DOG S*** IN JUSTIN BEAVER’S MOUTH
    and VOILA! you got yourself a really annoying singer.
    (puberty and balls not included)

  178. Katelyn Saunders Says:

    jb is so stupid that he had to to make money on a conner.

  179. Too funny Says:

    Stop saying JB is GAY. WE DONT WANT HIM EITHER!
    -Homosexuals

  180. GUYS Says:

    You girls are annoying as hell. DO YOU WANT US GUYS TALKING ABOUT MEGAN FOX ALL THE TIME AND HOW SEXY AND HOT SHE IS? Exactly. its cuz, yes we are SOMEWHAT jealous, but how wud u like it if we ignored you girls, the ones that need all the attention. And i bet most of you girls have no lives. YOU GIRLS are the ones fantasizing about JB and arguing with ppls opinions. What we think is what we think. NO MATTER HOW ‘HOT’ HE IS AINT GONNA CHANGE ANYTHING.

  181. A_Guy_In_Socks Says:

    Me: How many Biebers do you need to fix a light bulb?
    Justin Bieber: Gwahahahaha!!! How many???
    Me: ._.

  182. jenica Says:

    Ok i have a question for the supporters of jb. Y r u even on this site if u k its going to have jokes about jb u wont like? Im just saying… i mean im pretty sure im not the only one who is sick of u guys sayin we’re mean. If u dnt like it get off the site.

  183. alexis Says:

    everybody needs 2 shut up!! there’s nothing funny about thoose jokes!!

  184. Noname Says:

    I like Justin Bieber(no hate please). But ive got a funny one;
    90% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a building ready to jump 9% would wait around to watch and 1% would grab popcorn and scream up to him “DO A FLIP!!!”

    (no hate just cause I like him. I’m totally level headed I swear)

  185. Maggie (: Says:

    I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT !

    all you haters,get a life ! juts jealous shes famous and your not ? have you won countless numbers of awards ? did you get a record deal at age 12 ? did one of your albums go 6x platinum ?

    no, Thats what i thought !

    I love Taylor Swift,, and Justin Bieber <3

  186. AKJ Says:

    dbieber fans… stick ur head in a toilet after uve pooped and before u flush the toilet, look inside and u will see the biebers

  187. ashy boo Says:

    ok guys i do like justin bieber but these jokes are hurtful evan though they are HILARIOUS, and to justin i just want to say that you shouldnt worry about the 30% of people who dont like you. just remember that your fans support you. I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  188. tanyya Says:

    funny ahah

  189. dot Says:

    I dont get why so many people are telling everyone to stop making jokes about jb. one its a joke, two heck there are so many celebrity jokes its become a thing, three they were the ones who looked up jb jokes to read them, and four people should not call people poops and jerks for looking up jokes. So why do people tell everyone to quit making jokes?

  190. Annie Says:

    So soon after the tragic death of Amy winehouse, another sad day for the music industry, Justin Bieber found alive and well in his apartment :-(

  191. stevie rae Says:

    JUSTIN LOVE YOU JUSTIN LOVE YOU

  192. bieberhater Says:

    what does justin bieber have in common with the people on new years eve – they are both waiting for there ballls to drop

  193. Gracie Says:

    how do you spell gay?
    G.A.Y
    noooooo J.U.S.T.I.N. B.I.E.B.E.R ;)

  194. Gracie Says:

    All you fans out there, well I have something to say to you, if i can deal with being made fun of just like this, then so can JB or whatever because after a while you get use to it, you fans just are not getting it, you think he is hurt, he gets used to it! ( well she, srry) Plus JB said he was gay so he could get all the publicity!!! And all you ugly people out there, you are not going to get a chance with him now stop being jelous i mean seriously! We are not the ones saying things like “I hope jb dies because I want him selena shouldn’t have him!” well you shouldn’t have anyone! I am not a fan but I am telling all you fans, you need to get some common sense!!! Jb isnt the only star that’s getting mad fun of all of them are, but if you ask ANYONE they will know who he is isn’t that a good thing!?!?! I mean really all this publicity is great for him! and you guys are all like stop being mean and tring to stop this popularity well knock it off! I like these jokes and if you don’t then why in the hell are you here!!?!? I mean seriously why! EVERYONE and i mean everyone out there knows the name justin bieber. And yes I am a Selena fan and no i’m not to happy they are dating but you know if shes happy i’m happy and you should be happy for justin all you bielebers!!!!( ps im not a bieliber im just trying to knock some sense into you fans out there) Also this took me a while to write, but wait theres more! POST THIS ON EVERY JUSTIN BIEBER SIGHT AND YOUR FACEBOOK PAGES! GET THIS AROUND!
    ~Sydney~<3

  195. Sadik Says:

    Justin Bieber will be in Transformers 4, His names gonna be Faggatron

  196. Alenine TX Says:

    Do u knw guys what justin lack??? He lacks everything JUST-TEEN grow up dude n stop crying BABY…BABY!! N lovers jst get out the hell out of here ;)

  197. Call me at; 07762221302 Says:

    In my opinion all these fangirlsthatarearound4to13yearsold should just STFU and GTFO this website, im mean seriously. This is a Justin Beaver hatesite that includes jokes that are gonna offend his fangirlsthatarearound4to13yearsold for some unknown f*cking reason, are you his bodyguard or some sh*t? I dont think so. Just get a life and stop singing Justin Beavers songs in your hello kitteh room with Justin Beavers posters everywhere, and youre telling us to get a f*cking life? Just STFU and look at yourselfes. We like to make fun of and hate Justin Beaver because it makes our day, and we dont even do it that often. I must admit, I totally HATE baby, and not because its Justin Beaver, because it has the same chords as my song, and everytime i play that, i hear baby;//. I actually like Taylor Swift unlike Justin Beavers fangirlsthatarearound4to13yearsold since she has got some good talent. Justin Beaver is NOT talented, he just has a high pitched voice. If you think im some messed up hater that us just ”jealous”of Justin Beaver, well no im not. All his fans are fangirlsthatarearound4to13yearsold, and 78% of you mast*rbate to his picture. Is that a positive thing? NO ITS NOT. Like Justin Beaver says; ”Let haters hate” or some other gay line like that, well just let us hate. Since he doesent care why should you f*cking care? Feel gutted yet? Well i hope so.
    ~~Phil, A.KA Pepper.~~

  198. jjsmith Says:

    ok i agree with all of u who is askin why da hell are people on here if they love bieber rite…
    ya and yall gotta stop bein haters ok the girl who said i HATE tayler swift probally should not be talkin cause shes probally jelouse of her. ok im not a jb fan OK the jokes are funny as hell why cant we all just have a lil laugh without bein botherd kk. and im not a taylor swift fan eather itee.SOOOOOO WITH ALL RESPECT SHUT THE FUDGE UPPPPP!!!!

  199. Joshua Says:

    What has 300 nipples and no boobs?

    The front row at a Justin Beiber concert!

  200. i4talent Says:

    JB,has talent and all this hate does come with the JOB, but on the flip side they are the minority, lots of peeps luv and njoy what u doing, keep it up son. U should not let all this negative sh@t break ur spirit, u have what it takes and u worked hard for this, so Njoy maaaaan…BTW – fcuk u’ll haters, u should not try and destroy hard working folks, go after your dreams and maybe u’ll learn to mind ur own business 4 a change.

    JB, keep on rocking maaaaan!

  201. Jesslvesjb Says:

    u guys are so mean i love jb he is so amazing but some of the jokes are funny lve jb 4eva

  202. Justin Bieber Says:

    hey yall its me justin. i know im gay but can you all just shut up?
    all my fans r gay so why cant i be?

  203. justin is G@Y Says:

    If justin bieber was going to jump off the empire state building, 95% of people would cry and scream “NO! DON’T DO IT JUSTIN! I LOVE YOU!!!”, 3% of people would sit down and watch, and the final 2% would go up to him and say “You’re taking too long.” and push him off.

  204. someone Says:

    seriously?, you people are grown ups hating on a 17 year old boy who is living his dream an inspiration to maybe some of your children…your pathetic. grow the fuck up.

  205. BieberLover Says:

    This is Pathetic how can u just go around hateing someone u dont even know u never met him u dont know ANYTHING about him and ur guys hate only makes him stronger u can say what u like but it doesnt do anything to hurt us beliebers like u think it will and u keep calling us dumb and to stfu and get off the site well um no i dont think we will we dont listen to haterz all ur hate just makes the beliber family stronger and ur probly gonna say ohh stfu u little 10 year old well first im not 10 im way older than that and second i will say what i like when i like whenever i like it!

  206. BieberLover Says:

    oh and u can say i hate justin beber i hate justin bever i hate justine biber thats cool as long as u dont hate Justin Bieber cause everytime u spell his name wrong u not talking about him any more ur talking about someone else and u all need help who hate on him u need to think before u speak!

  207. Jb fan Says:

    Ahaaa why you call him justin beiber when its dusbin fever and use slang to call him jb when its gayb garrd lol

  208. Lolzor Says:

    who was on my death list:
    Micheal J.
    Bustin Jieber
    Taylor Swift
    Rebbeca Black
    Selena Gomez
    Zak Effron
    The rest of the high school musical cast
    Bustin Jieber Fans
    ^^ repeatedly until accepted ^^

  209. holly Says:

    gracie … shut up no one cares this website is for jokes about JB
    not for telling his fans and haterz he can deal with suff like this

  210. holly Says:

    wats a 12 letter word for gay.
    justin bieber.

  211. kitty Says:

    hey stop it i like justines music she is the most telented 4 year old girl ever.

  212. dingal1733 Says:

    IF i was trapped in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Justin Bieber, and I had a gun with 2 bullets in it I would shoot Justin Bieber… twice.

  213. Jeremy Says:

    Justin Beiber is so gay,the 1st time I heard him sing I said who`s that girl singing?

  214. Jeremy Says:

    the bad thing is,I look like justin beiber and i have the sme 1st and last initials

  215. Jeremy Says:

    Justin Beiber so gay,he sings baby,baby,baby oohhh im so freakin gay..gay..

  216. Ari Says:

    WARNING : If you receive a message via Facebook with the Title – ‘Free clip of the new Justin Bieber single’ – DO NOT OPEN IT.
    It contains a free clip of the new Justin Bieber single.

    Please do your friends a favor and repost this now.

  217. jblover Says:

    i <3'ed the jokes i posted some on mi wall on facebook.I reallly enjoyed them. Plz add more!
    sincerlly,
    shiloh<3
    Justin bieber crossed the road to beat a chicken but came back crying because the chicken won

    thank you..

  218. allie Says:

    Why is justin bieber so pale
    There is no sunlight in the closet

  219. Samantha Says:

    Justin bieber crossed the road to beat a chicken but came back crying because the chicken won

    BTW. Im a hater and if that’s not cool I don’t wanna be cool.. LAWL

  220. Hater Says:

    wow if you like JB what the fuck are you doing on this site stop fantasizing. Haters are here cause its funny and just looking for a good laugh. Fans are no lifes going on sites that insult beiber and argue. Get a fucking life

  221. robinnijland Says:

    ?3 guys? walk into a bar
    The first guy says “I have the smallest arm in the? world”
    The second guy “I have the smallest head in the? world”
    The? third? guy “I have got the smallest dick in the world”
    The 3 guys go to the Guinness? World Records
    The first guy comes back and? says “I really do have the smallest arm in the world”
    The second guy comes back and says “Amazing, I? do have the smallest head? in the world”
    The third guy comes back angry ” Who the fuck is Justin Bieber??

  222. Dkeegan Says:

    More sad new from the music industry today; Justing Bieber was found alive in his bedroom this morning.

  223. Dkeegan Says:

    Warning: If you receive an email that offers you a link to a clip of the latest Justin Bieber album, DO NOT CLICK IT because it will link you to a clip of the latest Justin Bieber album.

  224. dhruvi Says:

    yehh he is gayy boy hate him i like myles kowaslki better u dont no him he in my school :) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

  225. dhruvi Says:

    listen guys i HATE jb but its really hard to be famous with everyone criticizing you. I’m sure you guys haven’t looked in the mirror lately but I’m sure you wouldn’t wana be watching a horror movie this time of the day so i suggest you stop making fun of jb and just accept his famous and you’re NOT!!!!!!!!!and just so by the way jealousy makes you nasty and nasty makes you ugly. OOPS i forgot you already ugly
    all you justin bieber lovers need to shut up and get off this site.this is for jb haters not for dumb fans who think they can come on this site and stand up for their “hubby”.get over yourself.
    1st of all,your never going to marry justin beaver.
    2nd:get a life and actually do something with yourself instead of making out with that justin beaver poster in your room.
    3rd:quit getting all peeved b/c with just having a little innocent fun by making these jokes.who cares if it hurts justin beavers feelings?she needs to grow some balls.
    4th:All celebritys get made fun of.all of you jb lovers who hate taylor swift,we dont get mad at you about it.
    5th:for all those jb lovers i got 2 words for you:SUCK IT!!(in honor of D-generation-X):D
    6th:Justin Bieber is probably not come on this site b/c hes to busy singing like a girl.so dont say:jb,if your reading,im so sorry about those haters.hes not going to here you.
    You jb fans need to quit b/c all of you are probably 8 year old who need to shut up!ty.:D
    All you fans out there, well I have something to say to you, if i can deal with being made fun of just like this, then so can JB or whatever because after a while you get use to it, you fans just are not getting it, you think he is hurt, he gets used to it! ( well she, srry) Plus JB said he was gay so he could get all the publicity!!! And all you ugly people out there, you are not going to get a chance with him now stop being jelous i mean seriously! We are not the ones saying things like “I hope jb dies because I want him selena shouldn’t have him!” well you shouldn’t have anyone! I am not a fan but I am telling all you fans, you need to get some common sense!!! Jb isnt the only star that’s getting mad fun of all of them are, but if you ask ANYONE they will know who he is isn’t that a good thing!?!?! I mean really all this publicity is great for him! and you guys are all like stop being mean and tring to stop this popularity well knock it off! I like these jokes and if you don’t then why in the hell are you here!!?!? I mean seriously why! EVERYONE and i mean everyone out there knows the name justin bieber. And yes I am a Selena fan and no i’m not to happy they are dating but you know if shes happy i’m happy and you should be happy for justin all you bielebers!!!!( ps im not a bieliber im just trying to knock some sense into you fans out there) Also this took me a while to write, but wait theres more! POST THIS ON EVERY JUSTIN BIEBER SIGHT AND YOUR FACEBOOK PAGES! GET THIS AROUND!

  226. bieber lover Says:

    Thats not even cool Justin bieber is not gay he likes girls mabey u guys need to get a job and leave him alone he did nothing to u guys…….And all u guys need to shut up and grow up……….U r just jel because justin has more balls then u guys could ever have………….GET A LIFE

  227. bieber girl Says:

    okay i agree with u guys that jb sounds gay. But it not nice to pick on him. justin never created a website about u and say’s mean stuff about u.how would you like it if it happened to u.and call u gay

  228. brendan Says:

    really lame jokes…
    but i do hate justin beiber, not cause he sounds gay but cause hes an absolute waste of money and time, hes talentless! people need to see past his stupid clothes and his gay fringe and wake up, i dont understand what the fuss is about, its just not good music
    p.s shut up to that mckenzie chick youre like 3 years old, you dont know him he could be a complete ass, no one cares what he looks like because it doesnt change his music, no hes not reading this and shut up get over him hes just a person fuark

  229. brendan Says:

    and stfu everyone that hates selena gomez because shes with him, its not like hed rather be with you freaks that are obsessing over him, srsly if a girl was doing that to me going “omg i love you marry me omg!” id be like “w..t..f you freak go away”

  230. Justin B Says:

    Hey guys its me, I just want you all to know that there’s gonna be people out there that will try to bring you down, you just have to ignore it. I also want to tell you to please stop obsessing over me, it really is quite annoying and I hate it, you’re all way too young for me and I dont know any of you, so go away.
    Thanks everyone, Peace out

  231. Brendan Says:

    YOU DONT LOVE HIM HES JUST SOME GUY YOU DONT EVEN KNOW! THERE IS NO WAY IN THE WORLD THAT YOU COULD LOVE HIM SO STOP SAYING IT

  232. david gomez? Says:

    recently selena gomez became gay the day after she had sex with justin bieber she is now with her girlfried juely.

  233. anon Says:

    y is bieber so pale
    .
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
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    its dark in the closet

  234. Bieber it Says:

    stop makeing fun of justin u guys need to grow up and leave him alone now

  235. Ash Says:

    whats the different between Justin Bieber and a snickers bar?

    A snickers bar has nuts

  236. Titts Says:

    Justin,
    you have no testicles.

  237. Kuruyami Says:

    I love these jokes and im laughing at the comments where people said they hate taylor swift. At least she has way more talent then justin bieber will ever have. Haha
    i also love the comment that his “dad” left. The last name is badly spelt… Seems legit!
    I’m Canadian and ashamed that justin comes from canada.. At least we had Avril Lavigne.. But now shes just to main stream…
    Plus to all the people who said that we’re just jealous we’re not as hot as justin nor do we have his singing “talent” i laugh in your face since my guy friend (who obviously reached puberty quite a while ago) is way hotter and has a very nice singing voice ;)
    (love you Jon, even though i doubt you’ll see this haha)
    Also some of my friends call him: Justin Gay Garbage haha
    Ah i just noticed that “justin bieber” left a comment… It’s so legit when you notice that the word jealous and jealousy isn’t well written.. Gtfo dont pretend to be someone you’re not..
    I dont see why people get offended by theses jokes, they arent half as bad as blond jokes, racists jokes etc…
    Calm the hell down!

    “this girl goes up to her room with her boyfriend.. After a few minuts her mom hears: baby baby ohh!!’ so the mother runs to the room and says: whats are you doing in there?! The girl answers: we’re having sex!! So the mother says: thank God!! I thought you were listening to some justin bieber”

  238. M24 Says:

    Justin Beaver should go back to Canada and live in a damm. He has the teeth to build one and a flat enough tail to swim with.

  239. madie flanders Says:

    these are stupid i love justin bieber and whoever thought of these are bieber haters! and all us beliebers hate u!!!!!

  240. Artur Says:

    justin bieber is a real girl and he is gay

  241. Dazza Says:

    I got a joke for you lot.
    Did you hear what Justin did to his mum? He hit her in the face with a cricket bat instead of hitting… PUBERTY

  242. kade Says:

    i love the guy who threw the water bottle at justin bieber i would have throwin an axe but it still works he sux at LIFE JB u better watch out cuz i will throw u out of a airplaine u shit load af FUCK

  243. kalie grear Says:

    justin beiebr is os gay he found out he’s pregent with pocahontaS AS SOON AS SHE WAS DEAD WITH HRE FAT A** OMG

  244. kalie grear Says:

    YO MAMA IS SO STUPID JUSTIN BIEBER UR MIDDLE NAME IS BIEVER

  245. kalie grear Says:

    IM SICK LIKE UR GAY

  246. kalie grear Says:

    JUSTIN BIEBR HEARD HE WAS GOIN TO GRAMMYS AWARD SO HE WENT TO HIS GRANDMAS HOUSE INSTEAD GOT MILK AND COOKIES

  247. ERICA Says:

    JUSTIN BIEBER IS SO STUPID JUMPED IN TO TRY TO FIND MILK

  248. BILLBILLZ Says:

    HOW DOES JUSTIN BEIBER REMOVE HIS CONDOM AFTER SEX ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….HE FARTS !!!!!!!!!!!!

  249. Brooke101 Says:

    get a life…3 words that expain A LOT

  250. Raylee Key Says:

    JB IS THE BEST PERSON EVER!!! haha get a life b**ches ;) ur just sad bc hes awesomer than u XD

  251. Raylee Says:

    and hotter and cooler and awesomer…ik i done sai that but it needs to be said again :)) JB IGNOR ALL HATERS … hehe wat they dont know is that they r only making u famouse ;)*famouse* haha……Oh and btw jb/haters go and GET A BLOODY LIFE AND LEAVE HIM ALONE HE DID NOTHING TO U HE IS AWESOME AND ALWAYS WILL BE….Thank u

    XD
    sincirly , me

  252. Ashley Says:

    One time i liked Justin Bieber and then i got a brain

  253. Ashley Says:

    lol i liked the first one

  254. leah Says:

    those who say justin beaver just stop because its an insult to beavers lol!!!!
    DUSTPAN BEBEIBR

  255. rex Says:

    What does Justin Bieber and the crowd at Time Square for new years have in common?
    A: They’re both waiting for balls to drop!

  256. Facetube Says:

    Nice JB jokes i Have a good one
    Did u see justin biebr dancing backup for “ALL THE SINGLE LADIES”(Beyonce)

  257. AKA Dini Says:

    Eminem is the king of rap J.B is the queen of crap

  258. Awesomeledzeppelin Says:

    You are all like “ooh hes so hot” and stuff like that, but you are only into him cause hes famous. Hes a total fad. most people only like because if they don’t they will get beat up or something like that. If your gonna say hes all nice and sweet and stuff, well look where his money goes. -Fancy million dollar sports car -Special voice encancing surgery -freaking huge house. now look where bill gates put his money -Charity -Charity -House -Car. you wanna beleibe? well beleibe in a good rolemodel, not Justin beiber.

    Thats all I have to say-

    -Death By Beiber

  259. dakota dudley Says:

    u guys r just jealouse cause he can get girls and u cant u ugly losers so dont be hating on my justin he is wicked hot and probs really sweat so leave him alone u hear me

  260. Sneakers Says:

    Yo mama is so stupit that she thinks that JB is a boy!

  261. Matt Nikon Says:

    Okay look. To all the bieber “lovers” how can you “love” him? If you have never actually met him? I’m gonna tell you, I’ve met him. And guess what. He was an absolute prick to me and he was hitting on my gf the whole time. Also, him “getting all the girls”? Are you kidding me? Like, seriously?

    And another thing. He got noticed by singing songs on YouTube. So how come Rebecca Black is hated? she is just trying to do the same thing he did. So if you are gonna like Bieber, you better be fair and give Rebecca Black some love because guess what. Her song was written by her. Justin got famous by singing OTHER PEOPLE’S SONGS.

    As a young musician, it hurts to see people shoot down my music but like Justin Bieber’s. Because I’m not famous.

    Also, being attractive has nothing to do with being a musician. Looks have nothing to do with the music you create.

    Also, 90% of all the Bieber fans here have HORRIBLE spelling. Just, awful spelling.

    Thanks, peace out

  262. rofl ... Says:

    katy peryy once kissed justin bieber … and then sang ‘i kissed a girl ‘ !!!;)

  263. rofl ... Says:

    tim : hve u heard d new miley cyrus song … ill play it fr u …
    jim (aftr hearin d song ): omg dude… dats not miley cyrus … dats justin bieber rofl..lmfao .. lol ..!!!:D

  264. IHJB Says:

    Justin used to be a dog trainer. All he would do is sing and all of the dogs in a 20 mile radius would come flying.

  265. alex beiber hater Says:

    I have one

    Mom can I where a skirt

    No

    Mom can I where a dress

    No

    Mom I’m 17

    I know Justin I know

    By my bff maggie

  266. freddy Says:

    what is the differnce between justin beiber and a snicker bar?

    one has nuts and the other doesn’t

  267. brandon Says:

    hahahahahaha justin bieber is now 18 to old to listen to his own music

  268. Dee Jay Says:

    haha really cool jokes… But i guess most of them arr true… XD and why are beiber fanz in here anyway…?? XD keep all these jokes comming fellaz… ;) ;)

  269. Call me at 07762221302 Says:

    Hey gurlz, its me again, so I herd U liek Jusin Beaver?
    Well infact I lost my heering after listening to Justina Beaver.
    And im not a 10 year old making fun of Justina, I was just making a pun that your brain stops working correctly after listening to Beaver.
    ~~Phil, AKA Tekto, Pepper~~

  270. Emily Says:

    I hope you think it’s funny when people make jokes about you. How would you feel if someone made a hate site full of old stupid jokes about you? Well for the record, Justin doesn’t care anymore, and there’s nothing stopping that. He’s heard every joke in the book. And he HAS gone through Puberty now, listen to Boyfriend. Say what you want to say, but you are all super disrespectful, and you need respect lessons. Because disrespecting others is the first sign of disrespecting yourself. Remember that. And really? Why would you even bother posting jokes like this? It’s not funny. You’re just making a waste of space out of the internet. Jokes about any celebrity aren’t funny or satisfying anyone. Half of you guys don’t even know anything about Justin Drew Bieber. So when you learn about his life story, and you listen to some of his new songs, try coming at me. But until then, you can take a seat with all of the others waiting for me to give a fuck. Bye(:
    P.S. It’s spelled BIEBER. Learn how to spell before you get at someone. Deuces.

  271. Tori :P Says:

    Those who hate on JB r the ones who can’t get his hair flip right.

  272. DJBLack7 Says:

    In next season of Disney’s Hannah Montana , Justin will be playing the role of Hannah Montana.

  273. Nicole Says:

    these jokes r not funny leave justin alone what.he done to u nothing yall just jealuse bc your gf loves him more then u i luv jb amd his.somgs and.pretty brown.eyes.

  274. unknown Says:

    here is a joke

    “Why are so mean to Justin Beiber? Her parnets couldn’t even pick out a good girl name for her.”

  275. Bieber hater Says:

    He sounds like a little 2 year old.I had a deeper voice then him when I could first talk.

  276. olivia Says:

    i hate justin bieber.those jokes were funy lol xb

  277. olivia Says:

    justin bieber is a gay basturt i bet hes cheeting on selena gomez

  278. Natalie Says:

    I’m with Meliza you are a nerd staying wit mommy and daddy and probably ten to one a nerd he is hot your just jeolouse because your not so leave him alone or do you want me to begin a bloody blog about nerds like u and yeah i also went there

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