Is that because I’m blonde ?
A blonde girl comes home from school. Her mother asks what she learned?
“Well today we learned how to count. All the other girls could count to 10, but I could count to 20. Is that because I’m blonde Mommy?”
“Yes dear. It’s because your blonde”
The next day when the girl came home from school, she again was asked what she learned.
“Well today we learned our ABC’s. All the other girls stopped at g or h but I got up q. Is that becuase I’m blonde mommy?”
“Yes dear. It’s because your blonde.”
The next day the girl told her mother.”Today we had gym class. And I noticed none of the other girls had breasts, but I have C cups. Is that because I’m blonde mommy? “No it’s because your 22.”
Related Jokes:
- Blonde on the sunA Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, ‘We were the...
- Blonde PuzzleA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over, I need help urgently! I bought a...
- Dark SecretAt school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one...
- Cute GirlAt a church school gathering, one old teacher approached a cute 5-year-old girl and asked her where...
- New HouseA woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a...