Short Funny Jokes

He was LUCKY

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet
rural pub.

She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over
immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals
for him to bring his face close to hers.

When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard,
which is full and bushy.

“Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his
face with both hands.

“Actually, no” he replies.

“Can you get him for me — I need to speak to him.”
She is running her hands up beyond his beard and
into his hair.

“I’m afraid that I can’t,” breathes the barman,
clearly aroused. “Is there anything I can do?”

“Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,”
she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into
his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

“Tell him that there is no toilet,
paper in the ladies room.”


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