Short Funny Jokes

Grant me a wish

A man and his wife, now in their 60’s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger…

Whoosh…immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!

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8 Responses to “Grant me a wish”

  1. Sophie Christmas Says:

    okay, this joke is lame im afraid, i mean i dont actually get it, he asked for a female companion 30 years younger and he turns younger “/

    dont understand (: xx

  2. Popps Says:

    your a bit silly aren’t you! :) whats 90 take away 30?!?! uhmmm… 60! so shes thirty years younger than he is!

  3. Shere Khan Says:

    He turned older.. instead of turning her younger, as you would expect, she turned him older, so that the age difference between them will be as he wished for. :)

  4. jinchuriki Says:

    LOL..that’s cool…look..so they are in their 60’s…..He ask for a female companion 30 years younger…and the man turned 90 years old.ang hina mo!

  5. SuYe Says:

    He turned older. 30 years older than his wife so now he has a woman who is 30 yrs. younger.

  6. priya Says:

    understood d joke after reading comments……

  7. Sandeep Says:

    The man wished for a female 30 years younger then immediately he turned ninety!!! iam not understanding.

  8. Linda Says:

    I have a hard time with jokes sometimes to.

    in order to give the man his wish, instead of a 30 year old, he had to make the man 90 yrs old because he was already 60.\

    lol, hope that helps

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