Glossary of Software Terms
NEW — Different colors from previous version.
ALL NEW — Software is not compatible with previous versions.
UNMATCHED — Almost as good as the competition.
ADVANCED DESIGN — Upper management doesn’t understand it.
NO MAINTENANCE — Impossible to fix.
BREAKTHROUGH — It finally booted on the first try.
DESIGN SIMPLICITY — Developed on a shoestring budget.
UPGRADED — Did not work the first time.
UPGRADED AND IMPROVED — Did not work the second time.
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