Short Funny Jokes

Get Alligator Shoes

After becoming very frustrated with the
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, ‘Well, then,
maybe I’ll just go out and
catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!’ The
shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, ‘Well, little lady, why don’t you go on and
give it a try?’
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in
the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young
woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly
toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and
hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all
lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the
blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration…..



2 Responses to “Get Alligator Shoes”

  1. lidya Says:

    OMG!!!! this joke is absolutly Hilarious. i was cracking for about 10 min

  2. Jon Says:

    The old jokes are the best ….

Leave a Reply