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Funny Dentist Jokes

Visit at the dentist is one of the most horrific moments for many people. Still there are many dentist jokes floating around. Here are the best ones according to me. If you have any favorite dentist joke, you can share with us through comments.

Funny Dentist Jokes one liners

When a new dentist set up in a small town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of “Painless” dentist. But a local lad quickly disputed this. “He’s a fake ! ” he told his mates. “He’s not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him – and he yelled like anyone else.”

What is a difference between a Sadist and a Dentist?

..A sadist has a more current Magazine collection.

Where does the dentist get his gas?…At the filling station

Pardon me for a moment, please,” said the dentist to the victim, “but before beginning this work I must have my drill.”
“Good heavens, man!” exclaimed the patient irritably. “Can’t you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?”

Little girl : “Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor ”
Daddy : “Dentist.”
Little girl : “Why Daddy ?”
Daddy : “We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!”

Patient: “It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone’s mouth.”
Dentist: “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”

once dentist was busy with patients.for one patient….he said u have big hole in ur tooth……again after 5 sec patient heard “U HAVE BIG HOLE IN UR TOOTH”…patient furious at doc said..why do u say big hole in my tooth ears are okay and i can hear…..

the dentist first i said u have big hole in ur tooth….and the seond one is the echo from the hole in ur tooth…

Patient: “Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?”
Dentist: “Wear a brown tie.”

Dentist after examining a lady : “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.”
Woman : “Ooooohhhh, I’d rather have a baby!”
Dentist : “Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.”

What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth

Judge (in dentist chair) – “Do you swear that you will pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?”

Dentist begging the patient: “Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?”
Patient: “Why? Doc, it isn’t all that bad this time.”
Dentist: “There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss the 5 o’clock ball game.”

What did the dentist say to the golfer?
“You have a hole in one. ”

A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt that said on the front: “Let me put my tool in your mouth” And, on the back: “…and I will fill your cavity.”

A husband and wife rush into the dentist’s office.
Wife : “Hey doc! I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”
Dentist : “You’re a brave woman. Now, show me which tooth it is.”
Wife turning to her husband : “Honey, open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is.”

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to the hotel that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to get his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth.” The man said, “No problem.” With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth.

“Try these,” he said. The speaker tried them. “Too loose,” he said. The man then said, “I have another pair…try these.” The speaker tried them and responded, “Too tight.” The man was not taken back at all. He then said, “I have one more pair…try them.” The speaker said, “They fit perfectly.” With that he ate his meal and gave his address.

After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. “I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I’ve been looking for a good dentist.” The man replied, “I’m not a dentist. I’m the local undertaker.”

Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?…He was already taking out a tooth

Dentist: “Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.”
Patient: Okay doc, but don’t forget to send your bill to the other man.”

Will – “I have an awful toothache.” Tommy – “I’d have it taken out if it was mine.” Willie – “Yes, if it was yours, I would, too.”


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