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	<description>Jokes that are short n Funny</description>
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		<title>New House</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £ 50.00.
&#8220;Why so little,&#8221; she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, &#8220;Look,
I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/new-house</link>
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		<title>Mom  Died</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A blonde was sitting outside a store on the curb crying..the manager of the store spotted her outside and went outside and asked the blonde whats wrong&#8230;she said her mother just died..and the manager said oh I&#8217;m sorry.. the blondes cell phone starts to ring and she answers it and says hello..omg! are you serious!.. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/mom-died</link>
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		<title>Diving Down Deep</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.
The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/diving-down-deep</link>
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		<title>Cute Girl</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At a church school gathering, one old teacher approached a cute
5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. &#8220;I must a
got &#8216;em from my Daddy,&#8221; said the little girl, &#8220;&#8217;cause Mommy&#8217;s still got hers.&#8221;
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		<link>http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/cute-girl</link>
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		<title>Correct the sentence</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Teacher : Correct the sentence, &#8220;A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field&#8221;
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : Why?
Student : Ladies first.
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		<link>http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/correct-the-sentence</link>
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		<title>Praise the Lord</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Every day a woman stood on her porch and shouted, “Praise the Lord!”
And every day the atheist next door yelled back, “There is no Lord!”
One day she prayed, “Lord, I’m hungry. Please send me groceries.”
The next morning she found a big bag of food on the stairs. “Praise the Lord,” she shouted.
“I told you there [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/praise-the-lord</link>
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		<title>Find Jesus</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. But, he still manages to ask the drunk, &#8220;Are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/find-jesus</link>
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		<title>Crazy Parrots</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A lady approaches her priest and tells him &#8220;Father, I have a problem. I
have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing.&#8221;
&#8220;What do they say?&#8221; the priest inquired.
&#8220;They only know how to say, &#8216;Hi, we&#8217;re prostitutes. Want to have some
fun?&#8217;&#8221;
&#8220;That&#8217;s terrible!&#8221; the priest exclaimed, &#8220;but I have a solution to your
problem. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/crazy-parrots</link>
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		<title>How to Fry Eggs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
&#8220;Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!&#8221;
&#8220;You&#8217;re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my!&#8221;
&#8220;WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They&#8217;re going [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/how-to-fry-eggs</link>
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		<title>ten dollars</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, &#8220;Edna, I&#8217;d like to ride in that there airplane.&#8221; And every year Edna would say, &#8220;I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.&#8221;
One year Fred and Edna went to the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/ten-dollars</link>
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