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		<title>The Kind Lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 13:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day a very rich lawyer was going in his Limousine car when he saw two men along the road who were eating grass. he was shocked to see the sight and ordered his driver to stop and he got out to see that what is going on. He asked one of the men that [...]


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		<title>Family Planning</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 12:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he&#8217;d put an end to things by saying boldly, &#8220;After our second child, I&#8217;ll just have a vasectomy.&#8221; Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted, [...]


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		<title>Must Be Single</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 11:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk [...]


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		<title>Get Alligator Shoes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 08:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, &#8216;Well, then, maybe I&#8217;ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!&#8217; The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, &#8216;Well, little lady, why don&#8217;t you go on and give it [...]


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		<title>The Pretty Teacher</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 08:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, &#8220;Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m in love,&#8221; the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, &#8220;With whom?&#8221; &#8220;With YOU!&#8221; he said. &#8220;But Johnny,&#8221; she said gently, [...]


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		<title>End of Weekend</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours [...]


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		<title>Little Old Lady</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. &#8220;Do you know how they make these gloves?&#8221; he asked. &#8220;No, I don&#8217;t.&#8221; &#8220;Well,&#8221; he spoofed, &#8220;there&#8217;s a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex [...]


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		<title>3 Shots</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Irish guy goes into a bar in America and asks for three separate shots of Whiskey. He drinks one, waits a little bit, then drinks the second one, waits a little bit more, and then drinks the third one. This goes on for a few days, and finally the bartender tells him: &#8220;You know [...]


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		<title>Finally Together</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:45:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 4 more children. At last, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him, for this loving woman who [...]


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		<title>Smart Duck</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A duck walks into a bar and asks: &#8220;Got any Bread?&#8221; Barman says: &#8220;No.&#8221; Duck says: &#8220;Got any bread?&#8221; Barman says: &#8220;No.&#8221; Duck says: &#8220;Got any bread?&#8221; Barman says: &#8220;No, we have no bread.&#8221; Duck says: &#8220;Got any bread?&#8221; Barman says: &#8220;No, we haven&#8217;t got any bread!&#8221; Duck says: &#8220;Got any bread?&#8221; Barman says: &#8220;No, [...]


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