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		<title>Little Old Lady</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. &#8220;Do you know how they make these gloves?&#8221; he asked. &#8220;No, I don&#8217;t.&#8221; &#8220;Well,&#8221; he spoofed, &#8220;there&#8217;s a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex [...]


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		<title>3 Shots</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Irish guy goes into a bar in America and asks for three separate shots of Whiskey. He drinks one, waits a little bit, then drinks the second one, waits a little bit more, and then drinks the third one. This goes on for a few days, and finally the bartender tells him: &#8220;You know [...]


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		<title>Finally Together</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:45:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 4 more children. At last, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him, for this loving woman who [...]


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		<title>Smart Duck</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A duck walks into a bar and asks: &#8220;Got any Bread?&#8221;
Barman says: &#8220;No.&#8221;
Duck says: &#8220;Got any bread?&#8221;
Barman says: &#8220;No.&#8221;
Duck says: &#8220;Got any bread?&#8221;
Barman says: &#8220;No, we have no bread.&#8221;
Duck says: &#8220;Got any bread?&#8221;
Barman says: &#8220;No, we haven&#8217;t got any bread!&#8221;
Duck says: &#8220;Got any bread?&#8221;
Barman says: &#8220;No, are you deaf?! We haven&#8217;t got any bread, and [...]


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		<title>Headache</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.
Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.
She sleepily sat up and said, &#8220;Mike, dearest, would [...]


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		<title>Transfer the Pain</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 20:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A married couple went to the hospital to have their first baby. While there, a new doctor told them he&#8217;d invented a machine which could transfer the mother&#8217;s labor pains to the father.  The husband thought this was a terrific idea. (Talk about dumb!)
The doctor set the machine at ten percent, explaining that even [...]


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		<title>Grant me a wish</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 20:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ A man and his wife, now in their 60&#8217;s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world [...]


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		<title>The Sheep</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 05:37:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on the leash and says&#8230;
&#8220;Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.&#8221;
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says&#8230;.
&#8220;If you weren&#8217;t such an idiot, you&#8217;d know that&#8217;s a sheep&#8230;..not a cow.&#8221;
The guy replies, &#8220;&#8230;If you [...]


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		<title>The Farm Boy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 05:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor&#8217;s, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door
&#8220;Is your Dad home?&#8221;
&#8220;No sir, he isn&#8217;t; he went to town.&#8221;
&#8220;Well, is your Mother here?&#8221;
&#8220;No sir, she went to town with Dad.&#8221;
&#8220;How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?&#8221;
&#8220;No sir, He went with Mom [...]


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		<title>Pirate and the Bartender</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:59:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, &#8220;Hey, I haven&#8217;t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.&#8221; &#8220;What do you mean?&#8221; said the pirate, &#8220;I feel fine!&#8221; &#8220;What about the wooden leg? You didn&#8217;t have that before.&#8221; &#8220;Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a [...]


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