Short Funny Jokes

Family Planning

The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.

They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he’d put an end to things by saying boldly,

“After our second child, I’ll just have a vasectomy.”

Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted, “Well, I hope you’ll love the third one just as if it’s your own.”?


One Response to “Family Planning”

  1. michaela adams-kalama Says:

    that’s funny 🙂

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