Short Funny Jokes

Driving Home

Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at the
local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a
tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost
too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his

He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned
into a slalom course, causing him
to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees. Moments later
he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop.

The officer approaches Paddy’s car and asks him what on earth he
was doing. Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when
the officer stops him mid sentence and says.

“Fer cryin’ in the night, Paddy, that’s yer air freshener!”


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