Short Funny Jokes

Dog Fart

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has
to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a BAD case of gas and really
needs to relieve some pressure. Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch
next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices
they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get
down from there.” The guy thinks, “Great, they think the dog did it.” He
releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This
goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, “Dammit Spot, get
down before he sh!ts on you.

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10 Responses to “Dog Fart”

  1. Edward Cullen Says:

    Hey, I like this joke. Gotta go eat some bears. We will consider using this on our next movie “New Moon” coming out november 8th.
    Love,
    EC <3’s SM

  2. Meralda Crispin Says:

    LMAO!! Nice joke I really lik it…

  3. Helana Oliveris Says:

    Fantastic!

  4. Hannah Montana Says:

    Luv it so funny! ROFL!

    Love,
    Hannah πŸ™‚

  5. Avril Lavigne Says:

    Dude so funny!
    Cool-ness
    Rock on A :-} πŸ™‚ πŸ™

  6. Megan Says:

    Luv it So funny!
    LoL
    ROFL
    Love,
    ME πŸ™‚

  7. Michael Jackson Says:

    hey dude u rock out

  8. Ronnie Says:

    Funny stuff :)!

  9. katy Says:

    hey dis one sounds so good!!
    keep it up…

  10. amanda Says:

    i agree

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