Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.

Novice Users:
People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

Intermediate Users:
People who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it.

Expert Users:
People who break other people’s computers.

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