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		<title>The Kind Lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 13:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>One day a very rich  lawyer was going in his Limousine car when he saw two men along the road who were eating grass.</p>
<p>he was shocked to see the sight and ordered his driver to stop and he got ou <a href='http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/kind-lawyer' rel="nofollow">continue reading</a></p><p>One day a very rich  lawyer was going in his Limousine car when he saw two men along the road who were eating grass.</p>
<p>he was shocked to see the sight and ordered his driver to stop and he got ou <a href='http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/kind-lawyer' rel="nofollow">continue reading</a></p><p>One day a very rich  lawyer was going in his Limousine car when he saw two men along the road who were eating grass.</p>
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		<title>Family Planning</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 12:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.</p>
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		<title>Must Be Single</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 11:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:</p>
<p>A half-gallon of 2% milk<br />
A carton of eggs<br />
A quart of orange juice<br />
A head of lettuce<br />
A 2 lb. can of coffee<br /> <a href='http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/must-be-single' rel="nofollow">continue reading</a></p><p>I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:</p>
<p>A half-gallon of 2% milk<br />
A carton of eggs<br />
A quart of orange juice<br />
A head of lettuce<br />
A 2 lb. can of coffee<br /> <a href='http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/must-be-single' rel="nofollow">continue reading</a></p><p>I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:</p>
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		<title>Get Alligator Shoes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 08:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>After becoming very frustrated with the<br />
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, &#8216;Well, then,<br />
maybe I&#8217;ll just go out and<br />
catch my own alligator and  <a href='http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/get-alligator-shoes' rel="nofollow">continue reading</a></p><p>After becoming very frustrated with the<br />
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, &#8216;Well, then,<br />
maybe I&#8217;ll just go out and<br />
catch my own alligator and  <a href='http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/get-alligator-shoes' rel="nofollow">continue reading</a></p><p>After becoming very frustrated with the<br />
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, &#8216;Well, then,<br />
maybe I&#8217;ll just go out and<br />
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		<title>The Pretty Teacher</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 08:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her students.</p>
<p>Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, &#8220;Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>End of Weekend</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.</p>
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		<title>Little Old Lady</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. &#8220;Do you know how they make these gloves?&#8221; he asked. <a href='http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/little-old-lady' rel="nofollow">continue reading</a></p><p>A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. &#8220;Do you know how they make these gloves?&#8221; he asked. <a href='http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/little-old-lady' rel="nofollow">continue reading</a></p><p>A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. &#8220;Do you know how they make these gloves?&#8221; he asked. <a href='http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/little-old-lady' rel="nofollow">continue reading</a></p>No related posts.


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		<title>3 Shots</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>An Irish guy goes into a bar in America and asks for three separate shots of Whiskey. He drinks one, waits a little bit, then drinks the second one, waits a little bit more, and then drinks the third  <a href='http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/3-shots' rel="nofollow">continue reading</a></p><p>An Irish guy goes into a bar in America and asks for three separate shots of Whiskey. He drinks one, waits a little bit, then drinks the second one, waits a little bit more, and then drinks the third  <a href='http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/3-shots' rel="nofollow">continue reading</a></p><p>An Irish guy goes into a bar in America and asks for three separate shots of Whiskey. He drinks one, waits a little bit, then drinks the second one, waits a little bit more, and then drinks the third  <a href='http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/3-shots' rel="nofollow">continue reading</a></p>No related posts.


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		<title>Finally Together</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:45:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>She married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 4 more children. At last, she finally die <a href='http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/finally-together' rel="nofollow">continue reading</a></p><p>She married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 4 more children. At last, she finally die <a href='http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/finally-together' rel="nofollow">continue reading</a></p><p>She married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 4 more children. At last, she finally die <a href='http://www.shortfunnyjokes.net/finally-together' rel="nofollow">continue reading</a></p>No related posts.


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		<title>Smart Duck</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A duck walks into a bar and asks: &#8220;Got any Bread?&#8221;</p>
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