Blonde Puzzle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over, I need help urgently! I bought a jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t even start it. Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde replies, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a big chicken.” Her boyfriend hurries over to find the puzzle spread over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box. Turning to his girlfriend he says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a chicken”
He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I’d advise you to relax. Let’s have a cup of coffee, and then…” he sighs, “let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box…”
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3 Comments
- kat replied:
LOVE IT!!!!!!
August 29th, 2007 at 9:28 pm. Permalink.
- shannon replied:
i love it it is so funny it just shows u how stupid blondes r lol
September 24th, 2007 at 12:11 pm. Permalink.
- nilima replied:
and ur point is?????????
October 1st, 2007 at 4:16 am. Permalink.