BIGGEST LIE

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided
to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,
“When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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December 4, 2006. Uncategorized. 2 Comments.

2 Comments

  1. alex a replied:

    that was a hell of a jokes very good one

    August 25th, 2007 at 11:07 pm. Permalink.

  2. kayla replied:

    THis is really good but hard for A blonde to get .. lol

    September 5th, 2007 at 1:35 pm. Permalink.

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