Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided
to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,
“When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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