Short Funny Jokes

Before and After marriage

Before the marriage: (Top to bottom)

He: Yes. Atlast. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

{Now after the marriage. You can read it bottom to top leaving last line.}

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6 Responses to “Before and After marriage”

  1. niladri Dey Says:

    its nice

  2. Brijesh Says:

    its very nice joke
    its really funny
    ha ha ha
    :)

  3. edgar Says:

    harelious

  4. kaytlin Says:

    sadd!

  5. A little big Thing Says:

    true fact……Ha ha

  6. amanda Says:

    :0 that is not a fact

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