Short Funny Jokes

Archive for September, 2010

Must Be Single

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
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Just One Good Deed

A man is standing at the pearly gates when St. Peter addresses him: “All you need to have done is one good deed, and we will allow you passage into Heaven.”

The man says: “No problem. I w continue reading


Get Alligator Shoes

After becoming very frustrated with the
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, ‘Well, then,
maybe I’ll just go out and
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The Pretty Teacher

A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her students.

Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?”

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