Short Funny Jokes

Archive for December, 2009

Priest Eggs

A priest and his wife were cleaning up the house. The priest came across a box he didn’t recognize. His wife told him to leave it alone, it was personal.

One day she was out and his curio continue reading

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Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech. One day, on his way to one of those dinners, he told his chauffeur (who looked exactly like him) that he was dead tired of continue reading

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Pirate and the Bartender

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.” “What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I f continue reading

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Who Would You Like To Live With?

A couple are in the throes of a divorce, and are attending court over the custody of their young son.

In order to properly assess the situation, the judge takes the young lad into chambers;  continue reading

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Little Jonny in the Garden

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to continue reading

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President Joke

The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out “The President Sucks.” Infuriated, he called on the secr continue reading

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Blonde on the sun

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
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