Short Funny Jokes

Archive for December, 2009

Priest Eggs

A priest and his wife were cleaning up the house. The priest came across a box he didn’t recognize. His wife told him to leave it alone, it was personal.

One day she was out and his curio continue reading


Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech. One day, on his way to one of those dinners, he told his chauffeur (who looked exactly like him) that he was dead tired of continue reading


Pirate and the Bartender

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.” “What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I f continue reading


Who Would You Like To Live With?

A couple are in the throes of a divorce, and are attending court over the custody of their young son.

In order to properly assess the situation, the judge takes the young lad into chambers;  continue reading


Little Jonny in the Garden

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to continue reading


President Joke

The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out “The President Sucks.” Infuriated, he called on the secr continue reading


Blonde on the sun

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
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