Short Funny Jokes

Archive for September, 2009

How to break into house

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
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Girl on a Bus

So this girl is coming home from school on a bus. She had to fart really bad and the music was really loud and she thought no one would hear it. So she farted and and kept doing it.
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Beer Bottles

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house,
was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his
wife, lost his children and lost his job. He notices continue reading