Short Funny Jokes

Archive for August, 2009

He keeps calling me gay

Boy: “Dad there is a kid in school who keeps calling me gay!”

Dad: “Well!!!!! punch him hard!!!!!!!! ”

Boy: “But No Dad he is sooooooo cute !!!” continue reading

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Wrong Identity?

ak82n9qbvf A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw continue reading

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My wife is pregnant

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher:
Is this her first child?
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Want a Haircut?

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About 2 hours.” The guy leaves.

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Blond With Coke Machine

In Vegas, a blond walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.

She returns and starts feeding the machine madly, continue reading

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How embarrassing

The Queen was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the royal stable, when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn’t be ignored.

“Oh dear,” said the Que continue reading

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The Bear and the Rabbit

There was a bear running freely in the woods, as the bear was running
there was a rumbling going-on inside its tummy was aching due to
the food that it took. The bear then stopped beside a continue reading

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