Short Funny Jokes

Archive for January, 2009

Man With No arms

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became
Very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and do a lot of
Things that took two arms.

One day he had had it. He decided to Commit suicide.

He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.
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Optimist and Pessimist

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the 2nd boy was a gloom pessimist.

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Visitor to inmates

The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in hi continue reading

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Tiny Hotel Room

There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel.
Then she said to the bellman, “I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it! continue reading

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