Room Sharing in Train
A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 2:00 AM, he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying, “Mam, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be kind enough to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, why don’t we pretend that we’re married?”
“Wow!!!!!! That’s a great idea!! What should we do???????” he is excited.
And she said……………………..
“Then get up and take it yourself”!!
Telephone number for Jack
Blonde Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”.
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?”