Short Funny Jokes

Archive for April, 2008

New House

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £ 50.00.

“Why so little,” she asked the pet store owner. The own continue reading

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Mom Died

A blonde was sitting outside a store on the curb crying..the manager of the store spotted her outside and went outside and asked the blonde whats wrong…she said her mother just died..and the man continue reading

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Diving Down Deep

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.
The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him. Continue reading “Diving Down Deep” »

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Cute Girl

At a church school gathering, one old teacher approached a cute
5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. “I must a
got ‘em from my Daddy,” said the lit continue reading

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Correct the sentence

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : Why?
Student : Ladies first. continue reading

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Praise the Lord

Every day a woman stood on her porch and shouted, “Praise the Lord!”
And every day the atheist next door yelled back, “There is no Lord!”
One day she prayed, “Lord, I’m hungry. continue reading

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Find Jesus

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preac continue reading

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Crazy Parrots

A lady approaches her priest and tells him “Father, I have a problem. I
have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing.”

“What do they sa continue reading

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How to Fry Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

“Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!”

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ten dollars

Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, “Edna, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.” And every year Edna would say, “I know Fre continue reading

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