Amanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had
to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key
under the mat. Fix the d continue reading

A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked
down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the
road, he would swerve to hit him. There would b continue reading

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her
body hurt wherever she touched it.

‘Impossible!’ says the doctor. ‘Show me.’

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A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly
Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in
sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses continue reading

A man asked his girlfriend if she would marry him.

She said No..

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I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Joe was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a continue reading