Short Funny Jokes

Archive for June, 2007

Affair with a horse

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the
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He was LUCKY

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet
rural pub.

She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over
immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals
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Before and After marriage

Before the marriage: (Top to bottom)

He: Yes. Atlast. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

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