Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : I will choose my own bride!
Father: But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.
Son : Well, in that case… ok!

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop w continue reading

Having lost his donkey, Jimmy got down on his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked : “Your donkey is missing ; what are you thanking God for ?”
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I continue reading

A man runs into his house and says to his wife, “honey- I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!”

His wife replies, “Pack my bags? For the beach or for the mountains?”

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
After several minut continue reading