Short Funny Jokes

Archive for November, 2006

I Stepped out of the Circle

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and continue reading

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Death of a Virgin

Two sisters lived together, and one became quite ill. Her doctor told her she had but a short time to live. She spoke to her sister and said. “Jennie, when I die and you put up a gravestone, I w continue reading

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Every rule has an exception

A lady manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him
to come into his office.

“What is your name?” was the first thing she asked the new guy.

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Computer Users

Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.

Novice Users:
People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.continue reading

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If Microsoft Built Cars

  1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you’d have to buy a new car.
  2. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you’d have to restart it. Fo continue reading

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Glossary of Software Terms

NEW — Different colors from previous version.

ALL NEW — Software is not compatible with previous versions.

UNMATCHED — Almost as good as the competition.

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A Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.

When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world wil continue reading

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Bill Gates and the Genie

Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle in the
surf.

Gates pulls out the cork and a Genie appears. The Genie says, “I have been trapped for 100 years. As a reward you continue reading

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IT consultant

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.
Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerut continue reading

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Man Walks in a Cafe

An man walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, “Me want coffee.” The waiter says, “Sure, Chief, coming right continue reading

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