I do about 5 situps every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button. continue reading
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed continue reading
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, “We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the continue reading
One day a very rich lawyer was going in his Limousine car when he saw two men along the road who were eating grass.
he was shocked to see the sight and ordered his driver to stop and he got ou continue reading
The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.
They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he’d put an continue reading
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A man is standing at the pearly gates when St. Peter addresses him: “All you need to have done is one good deed, and we will allow you passage into Heaven.”
The man says: “No problem. I w continue reading
After becoming very frustrated with the
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, ‘Well, then,
maybe I’ll just go out and
catch my own alligator and continue reading
A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?”